Spike's Reality God Of War III Show

[Broken Orange]

I remember they did something like this with gears of war 2. It was just as bad as it sounded

 

[AngelOfBlueRoses]

Quick question: What exactly is a "fasted trigger finger"?

I believe that it's some form of a hernia... but don't quote me on that!

OT: Brute power? Damn, I'm out.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

here, watch the dancing walrus:

That walrus dances better than I do. Made me forget about this ridiculous talk of a God of War reality show.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

How... how does this make any sense? This is like finishing an NFL training camp for the chance to play the next Madden game before everyone else.

 

[samsonguy920]

Wow, I would have thought Spike of all places would have more brains in their production, and would know how FRIKKIN OVERDONE AND STUPID reality shows are. -ahem- Okay, glad I got that out of my system.

Spoiler: Done in response to The Tester. Thank you Penny Arcade. Click for the surprise.

That is what the winner gets to look forward to. Yay.

And this is one of the reasons I don't get cable.

I hope whoever thought this up realizes we gamers are not the super ass kicking powerhouses we make our selves think we are.

Now why did you have to go and tell that? Give up your club membership badge, and your parking permit, and your escort discount coupons.

 

[Brad Shepard]

why start at 3 anyawy?

 

[Plurralbles]

did you see 1000 ways to die and Ancient warriors? Crap, Spike can't make anything right.

 

[RatRace123]

Unless this involves murder on televison, this has been done before. And if it does... well then maybe I'd watch it. Maybe.

 

[samsonguy920]

I hope whoever thought this up realizes we gamers are not the super ass kicking powerhouses we make our selves think we are.

Now why did you have to go and tell that? Give up your club membership badge, and your parking permit, and your escort discount coupons.

you can have my badge and the parking permit [I could never find an open spot anyway], but I already used up the coupons.

But seriously, I used to play football, I could run a quarter mile without getting tired, and I used to benchpress 280 [hey, considering we had eight people who would put on 2.5 lbs. weights for a 45 bar, that was good.] all before I graduated, now that I only have to go to work [where I sit around for 8 hours], come home and play games, I have gotten out of shape.


just goes to show, school is actually worth something.

And how a career steals your youth and vigor.

 

[Vigilantis]

Obviously the game is so great that playing it before it comes out is the biggest honor anyone can give you. It must be the ultimate game!!!1

 

[Hollock]

Take my advice, if someone mentions spike Tv to you plug your ears and walk away. Spike is the most Juvenile network on TV, worse than MTV, worse than nick fucking jr.

 

[SMOKEMNHALO2001]

...is nothing sacred anymore...?

Nope! I'm afraid not. Honestly, shouldn't G4 be the one trying something like this and not Spike TV?

SHHHH YOU FOOL! WE ARE NOT READY TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE TOO- erm...... G4 and Spike are in no way affiliated with each other, nor has the empire of G4 invaded Spike's headquarters, everything is fine.


here, watch the dancing walrus:


on another note, this seems like "who wants to be a superhero" part 2.

I hope whoever thought this up realizes we gamers are not the super ass kicking powerhouses we make our selves think we are.

Ohhhh dancing walr....HEY, damn you short attention spa...ohhh walrus.

 

[scotth266]

How... how does this make any sense? This is like finishing an NFL training camp for the chance to play the next Madden game before everyone else.

I'm pretty sure that was done at some point in time.

 

[aaronmcc]

i will have my vengeance!!!

 

[Irridium]

This is why we need to kill Jersey Shore. Because that show got so successful, they think everyone wants reality shows.

We need to nuke New Jersey.

 

[IamQ]

I never liked reality shows. And one about games ain't gonna change my mind.