Spill your best pick-up lines!

[Hashime]

I always find these funny, what are your best lines / moves in the game of courtship?

 

[Hashime]

"how heavy is a polar bear? just enough to break the ice"

 

[FistpumpSnowbear]

*hold out empty hand"
Excuse me, could you hold this while I take a walk?

"Your eyes are like wrenches... every time I look into them, my nuts tighten."

 

[dthvirus]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[enzilewulf]

Your eyes are bluer than my toilet water *wink*

O yeah im a stud

 

[newfoundsky]

Said it before and I'll say it again.

"Have you number?"
Response
"Why not?"
Response
"Please?"
Response
"I'm not desperate, I'm stubborn."
Response

etc...

Gotten a few dates, and It's never failed so far.

EDIT:

Also, while I'm here. Ladies, no its not flirtatious to punch a guy from behind and ask for a dollar. Seriously. What the fuck?

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Excuse me Madam, but would you fancy a promenade to my abode for some sexual intercourse?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I have a disgusting sense of humour...

I've got a knife, get in the van.
It's already rape, don't make it murder.
I'll flip a coin. Head I get tail, tails I get head.
So... coma patient, eh?

The first three don't meet with much success.

More seriously: I don't really use pick up lines, I just talk to people.

 

[Sir Kemper]

"Want to go have short, frivolous, and generally unsatisfying sex?"

 

[Simalacrum]

"can I have a hug? "

Then again, my response to pretty much anything is "can I have a hug?".. XD

 

[Flamezdudes]

"You look like a lovely soft mommy chewbacca."

"Hi, i'm Patrick! Let's do it!" Cookie for reference.

Just to say, i don't use these. I'm way too shy and insecure.

 

[Radeonx]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

This.
It hasn't failed me once.

 

[Ubermetalhed]

Are you an angel... because i've got an erection.

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

"Yo, she-*****, let's go!" As of yet, hasn't done me much good, but one day. One day...
In all seriousness though, if I tried to chat someone up it'd be more embarrassment than one person deserves in a lifetime.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

So ... you wanna go make out by the portajohn?

 

[Energylegzz]

"If I flip this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?"

 

[AceAngel]

My pickup line:

Hello, how are you doing love?

 

[rokkolpo]

*smash ice-cube on the ground*
well now that the ice has broken...

works every time.

 

[monkyvirus]

"how heavy is a polar bear? just enough to break the ice"

that ones sweet though it did get me thinking about obese polar bears... I don't have one but I've also never had a boyfriend so maybe I should use some of these

EDIT: just read the post above and that's now my favourite pick-up line btw it seems that I have a thing for "breaking the ice" jokes...