Spill your best pick-up lines!

[micky]

you got a shovel? coz im diggin that ass!

 

[TheEvilJester]

Is your last name Campbell? Cuz you're mmm mmmm good.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Damnit you beat me to it

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Dont use them, but heres a few that were tried (and failed) on me:

"I know its summer, but you're the hottest thing around!"
"I lost my number, can I have yours instead?"

 

[Chubb Secure]

mine would have to be

"You must be batman/women cause im throbbin"

Smooth

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

"Hi, are you from Verizon? Cause you're raisin' my bar"

 

[Kellerb]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van.

 

[ottenni]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

And thats all i have.

 

[StonedMonkey]

omfg just when i saw the thread i was gna put that one in...! F...!

 

[DocBalance]

My favorite and most cringe worth one: "I've got some skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?"

 

[Aux]

You, me, NOW.