Spongebob Squarepants

[havass]

So apparently the characters of Spongebob Squarepants are supposed to represent the Seven Deadly Sins: Patrick for Sloth, Squidward for Wrath, Sandy for Pride, Mr Krabs for Greed, Gary for Gluttony, Plankton for Envy, and Spongebob for Lust.

Mind = blown


What are your views on this?

 

[blipblop]

where did you get this information from??

 

[Cowabungaa]

....Lust?! You'd have to explain that one to me.

And yes, my mind is blown.

 

[axle 19]

Where did you come by this information? This wasn't something I would have associated with the show.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

..It's a childrens television show.

I really think this is just the internet overanalyzing things...again.

That's its job.

OT: OH MY GOD! I doubt it...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

..It's a childrens television show.

I really think this is just the internet overanalyzing things...again.

Indeed. Remember Portal? Remember the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube? According to one 'theory', the cube represented men, and Chell euthanized it because it was no longer needed.

... or it could just be a nice joke perhaps? Noooooo, the internet likes there to be hidden meaning in everything.

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

I'm reminded of the Brock TM08 Bind analysis that had Pokemon Generation 1 predicting the US presidential election.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

'spose it's worth a guess. Disney did some subliminal things too. But I suppose this is just something that was tagged on the end afterwards without intention.

 

[Cowabungaa]

..It's a childrens television show.

I really think this is just the internet overanalyzing things...again.

Really? Just a children's TV show? Mind explaining this to kids:

 

[Kollega]

Spongebob himself breaks entire scheme. Probably because he's actually Jesus in Purgatory - as is everyone else.

 

[havass]

1. Sloth-Patrick
Sloth is the sin of laziness, or unwillingess to act. Obviously this is Patrick. He lays under a rock all the time and doesn't really do anything. In fact in the episode "Big Pink Loser" he got an award for doing nothing the longest.

2. Wrath-Squidward
Wrath involves feelings of hatred and anger. Squidward hates his life, usually hates SpongeBob, and is pretty much angry most of the time.

3. Greed-Mr. Krabs
Obviously Mr. Krabs is greedy and desires money. How could Greed not be Krabs? He actually sang about the power of greed in "Selling Out".

4. Envy-Plankton
Plankton is envious of Mr. Krabs because The Krusty Krab is a success while The Chum Bucket is a failure. His envy drives him to try to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

5. Glutony-Gary
I actually think this one is pretty funny. Did you ever notice the running gag in Spongebob where they say "don't forget to feed Gary" or Sponge says "I gotta go feed Gary". Gary even ran away that time when SpongeBob forgot to feed him. Glutony usually refers to the overindulgence of food so I'm guessing this one fits him pretty well.

6. Pride-Sandy
Sandy takes a lot of pride in who she is and where she comes from. She takes pride in the fact that she is from Texas and likes to let everyone know it. She also takes pride in the fact that she is a mammal and a land creature, like in the episode "Pressure" where she tried to prove land critters were better than sea critters.

7. Lust-SpongeBob
Ok, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for Spongebob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

So apparently the characters of Spongebob Squarepants are supposed to represent the Seven Deadly Sins: Patrick for Sloth, Squidward for Wrath, Sandy for Pride, Mr Krabs for Greed, Gary for Gluttony, Plankton for Envy, and Spongebob for Lust.

Mind = blown


What are your views on this?

F--K you, Internet. F--K you.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

1. Sloth-Patrick
Sloth is the sin of laziness, or unwillingess to act. Obviously this is Patrick. He lays under a rock all the time and doesn't really do anything. In fact in the episode "Big Pink Loser" he got an award for doing nothing the longest.

2. Wrath-Squidward
Wrath involves feelings of hatred and anger. Squidward hates his life, usually hates SpongeBob, and is pretty much angry most of the time.

3. Greed-Mr. Krabs
Obviously Mr. Krabs is greedy and desires money. How could Greed not be Krabs? He actually sang about the power of greed in "Selling Out".

4. Envy-Plankton
Plankton is envious of Mr. Krabs because The Krusty Krab is a success while The Chum Bucket is a failure. His envy drives him to try to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

5. Glutony-Gary
I actually think this one is pretty funny. Did you ever notice the running gag in Spongebob where they say "don't forget to feed Gary" or Sponge says "I gotta go feed Gary". Gary even ran away that time when SpongeBob forgot to feed him. Glutony usually refers to the overindulgence of food so I'm guessing this one fits him pretty well.

6. Pride-Sandy
Sandy takes a lot of pride in who she is and where she comes from. She takes pride in the fact that she is from Texas and likes to let everyone know it. She also takes pride in the fact that she is a mammal and a land creature, like in the episode "Pressure" where she tried to prove land critters were better than sea critters.

7. Lust-SpongeBob
Ok, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for Spongebob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

Yeah, I'm gonna stick these theories in with the 9/11 conspiracies, alien abductions and Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[Cowabungaa]

A childrens TV show with in-jokes in it for adults. Animaniacs did the same.

What a childrens TV show does not have is complicated theological discussion.

The same?! Animaniacs did it way better.

Ah well, at least he didn't take it as seriously as the guy who analysed Pokémon [http://s2.zetaboards.com/PAWG_Forum/topic/690288/1/]. That shit is just...wow.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Dude it's a damn kids show and you took to much time to do all this so your must be a very odd person or just extremely paranoid.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Holy shit...
You just gave me material to mess with my little brother!

*screaming away from computer* Hey Johnny!

 

[DazZ.]

You can put something like that to any programme though if you put enough thought into it.
I remember reading a much more detailed analysis of Thomas the Tank Engine.

I love Spongebob, just needed to say that.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Makes sense, makes sense.
I didn't notice *that* before.

 

[Evilproduct]

1. Sloth-Patrick
Sloth is the sin of laziness, or unwillingess to act. Obviously this is Patrick. He lays under a rock all the time and doesn't really do anything. In fact in the episode "Big Pink Loser" he got an award for doing nothing the longest.

2. Wrath-Squidward
Wrath involves feelings of hatred and anger. Squidward hates his life, usually hates SpongeBob, and is pretty much angry most of the time.

3. Greed-Mr. Krabs
Obviously Mr. Krabs is greedy and desires money. How could Greed not be Krabs? He actually sang about the power of greed in "Selling Out".

4. Envy-Plankton
Plankton is envious of Mr. Krabs because The Krusty Krab is a success while The Chum Bucket is a failure. His envy drives him to try to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

5. Glutony-Gary
I actually think this one is pretty funny. Did you ever notice the running gag in Spongebob where they say "don't forget to feed Gary" or Sponge says "I gotta go feed Gary". Gary even ran away that time when SpongeBob forgot to feed him. Glutony usually refers to the overindulgence of food so I'm guessing this one fits him pretty well.

6. Pride-Sandy
Sandy takes a lot of pride in who she is and where she comes from. She takes pride in the fact that she is from Texas and likes to let everyone know it. She also takes pride in the fact that she is a mammal and a land creature, like in the episode "Pressure" where she tried to prove land critters were better than sea critters.

7. Lust-SpongeBob
Ok, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for Spongebob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

This...actually makes complete sense. It's better than the "Spongebob and Patrick are homosexuals" theory.

 

[TheGreatDirectorWatanbe]

1. Sloth-Patrick


7. Lust-SpongeBob
Ok, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for Spongebob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

So Spongebob goes to hell for loving everyone, Hmmm...Didn't Jesus love everyone too and yet people didn't love him back?