Spongebob Squarepants

[Latinidiot]

could be. don't think it is.

 

[havass]

1. Sloth-Patrick


7. Lust-SpongeBob
Ok, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for Spongebob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

So Spongebob goes to hell for loving everyone, Hmmm...Didn't Jesus love everyone too and yet people didn't love him back?

This, my friend, is why Christianity makes no sense.
This being seen from an agnostic point of view, of course. No offense, my various fellow Christian internet users out there.

 

[yoshimickster]

My mind is blown. Eh, more proof that my dark lord has created everything awesome in the world!

 

[SturmDolch]

... or it could just be a nice joke perhaps? Noooooo, the internet likes there to be hidden meaning in everything.

That might be because many people are taught to do this in school. Every English class for the past 7 years, including my University ones this past year, are about overanalyzing Shakespeare to bullshit about who is gay and who is a metaphor for society. It's terrible. We could be doing creative writing for crying out loud, but nooo. We have to analyze other people's. I think it's a secret ploy to indoctrinate the youth with the idea that we should just submit to other's ideas on society and not contribute our own. Of course, I may be reading too much into it.

 

[Uncreative]

But...It's...They...Spongebob!

This cinches it, I need to go outside more...

 

[Gauntes]

I'll just throw this one in the same bucket as the Ash's Coma theory, Squall's coma theory, and other conspiracy theories.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Interesting and the Krusty Crab is in Bikini Bottom :3

 

[Armored Prayer]

That slightly makes sense when you think about it.

Now if they can only make some good new episodes then I'll start watching again.

 

[SecondmateFlint]

Huh. Really just...huh. That's interesting.

..It's a childrens television show.

I really think this is just the internet overanalyzing things...again.

Really? Just a children's TV show? Mind explaining this to kids:

Oh...my...god. I think you might be right. That's hilarious! I never noticed it when I was younger.

 

[The Random One]

Congratulations on finding a pattern where none exist!

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

1. Sloth-Patrick
Sloth is the sin of laziness, or unwillingess to act. Obviously this is Patrick. He lays under a rock all the time and doesn't really do anything. In fact in the episode "Big Pink Loser" he got an award for doing nothing the longest.

2. Wrath-Squidward
Wrath involves feelings of hatred and anger. Squidward hates his life, usually hates SpongeBob, and is pretty much angry most of the time.

3. Greed-Mr. Krabs
Obviously Mr. Krabs is greedy and desires money. How could Greed not be Krabs? He actually sang about the power of greed in "Selling Out".

4. Envy-Plankton
Plankton is envious of Mr. Krabs because The Krusty Krab is a success while The Chum Bucket is a failure. His envy drives him to try to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

5. Glutony-Gary
I actually think this one is pretty funny. Did you ever notice the running gag in Spongebob where they say "don't forget to feed Gary" or Sponge says "I gotta go feed Gary". Gary even ran away that time when SpongeBob forgot to feed him. Glutony usually refers to the overindulgence of food so I'm guessing this one fits him pretty well.

6. Pride-Sandy
Sandy takes a lot of pride in who she is and where she comes from. She takes pride in the fact that she is from Texas and likes to let everyone know it. She also takes pride in the fact that she is a mammal and a land creature, like in the episode "Pressure" where she tried to prove land critters were better than sea critters.

7. Lust-SpongeBob
Ok, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for Spongebob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

I find these facts pretty disturbing, yet they make sense!

 

[ExaltedK9]

1. Sloth-Patrick


7. Lust-SpongeBob
Ok, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for Spongebob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

So Spongebob goes to hell for loving everyone, Hmmm...Didn't Jesus love everyone too and yet people didn't love him back?

This, my friend, is why Christianity makes no sense.
This being seen from an agnostic point of view, of course. No offense, my various fellow Christian internet users out there.

As one of your "various fellow christians of the internet", I have to say that this is a hole in the otherwise plausible theory.

I mean, there is a difference between "loving thy neighbor", and constantly looking for a place to stick your sponge.

 

[rhyno435]

Interesting and the Krusty Crab is in Bikini Bottom :3

Haha, I get it. That's awesome.

 

[Tuddle]

So apparently the characters of Spongebob Squarepants are supposed to represent the Seven Deadly Sins: Patrick for Sloth, Squidward for Wrath, Sandy for Pride, Mr Krabs for Greed, Gary for Gluttony, Plankton for Envy, and Spongebob for Lust.

Mind = blown


What are your views on this?

HOLY CRAP! MY MIND IS SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE!

 

[Daffy F]

..It's a childrens television show.

I really think this is just the internet overanalyzing things...again.

Agreed. Actually I heard this a long time ago, and I completely ignored it. If you look hard enough, you can find these sorts of things everywhere. Do you have a reference for where you found this?

 

[Casual Shinji]

Is this somekind of joke?

Because if it is, I'm laughing......a lot.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

1. Sloth-Patrick
Sloth is the sin of laziness, or unwillingess to act. Obviously this is Patrick. He lays under a rock all the time and doesn't really do anything. In fact in the episode "Big Pink Loser" he got an award for doing nothing the longest.

2. Wrath-Squidward
Wrath involves feelings of hatred and anger. Squidward hates his life, usually hates SpongeBob, and is pretty much angry most of the time.

3. Greed-Mr. Krabs
Obviously Mr. Krabs is greedy and desires money. How could Greed not be Krabs? He actually sang about the power of greed in "Selling Out".

4. Envy-Plankton
Plankton is envious of Mr. Krabs because The Krusty Krab is a success while The Chum Bucket is a failure. His envy drives him to try to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

5. Glutony-Gary
I actually think this one is pretty funny. Did you ever notice the running gag in Spongebob where they say "don't forget to feed Gary" or Sponge says "I gotta go feed Gary". Gary even ran away that time when SpongeBob forgot to feed him. Glutony usually refers to the overindulgence of food so I'm guessing this one fits him pretty well.

6. Pride-Sandy
Sandy takes a lot of pride in who she is and where she comes from. She takes pride in the fact that she is from Texas and likes to let everyone know it. She also takes pride in the fact that she is a mammal and a land creature, like in the episode "Pressure" where she tried to prove land critters were better than sea critters.

7. Lust-SpongeBob
Ok, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for Spongebob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

I absolutely love when the internet analyses things like this. It's just so fun. I think awhile back I gave irrefutable prove that KOTOR worships the devil. That was a fun day.