Spontaneity!

[lwm3398]

Hey! No arguments like this on my thread! Go do it on poojmoob or bootjoob of fagtroll's threads!

Awh, man...
But I'm so comfortable here!

Then go sit on the couch, you fat and comfortable emo!

That's right! I went there!
[sup]Please say something like "Oh it's on, Italy.".[/sup]

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Well I don't see the similarities!

That's because you're viciously fat and criminally unattractive.

Hey! No arguments like this on my thread! Go do it on poojmoob or bootjoob of fagtroll's threads!

Awh, man...
But I'm so comfortable here!

Yeah, our argument is to witty for his threads. Posting it on them would be a shanda.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Then go sit on the couch, you fat and comfortable emo!

That's right! I went there!
[sup]Please say something like "Oh it's on, Italy.".[/sup]

*sniffle*
I...I'm not emo!
*sobs*

Yeah, our argument is to witty for his threads.

I REFUSE TO AGREE WITH YOU AS YOU ARE MY SWORN EMENEMY
(nevertheless you are correct and also you blow goats or whatever it is the kids say nowadays)

Yay, I have a sworn enemy! Just like in the movies!

 

[Trivun]

Occasionally I get the urge to kill people.
Not in a rage, or anything.
It's kind of like how when you're up really high and you look over the edge of where you're standing, you get the urge to jump.

Being completely serious, I occasionally feel the same. I actually scare myself sometimes because I have all these feelings from an early age bottled up inside me ready to burst, although I'm fortunate enough to have some skill in creative writing so I usually channel it all into feeding my imagination and occasionally writing short stories, such as the ones posted on this site. But yeah, I sometimes feel like that. I've even thought of suicide in the past, albeit rarely, simply to try and see whether or not there is life after death. I haven't been upset or angry or anything, I just think "Hmmm, is there an afterlife? Maybe I'll kill myself and find out a bit early". That wories me.

 

[lwm3398]

I've been thinking about making costumes with my kids so we can reenact 9/11 with me and the wife as the towers and our kids as the airplanes and post it on youtube. which the proper advertisements even just the linking by people who are offended would make us millions. It wouldnt bother the kids we do godzilla stuff all the time.

Sorry for the poor taste but hey you asked.

No, that's brilliant. Just... brilliant.

Internet fame by hate. Like Fred. And Twilight.

 

[Littaly]

Send a rose to one of my old crushes. No stalking, no follow up, no explanation, just a rose.

 

[lwm3398]

*sniffle*
I...I'm not emo!
*sobs*

Max, it's okay. Just give me some tomatoes and I'll make you that pizza.

We'll use echer's avatar for the meat. Okay? I'll let you kill and skin him.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

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Yeah, mine is more like wrapping my arms around someone for a hug (which I do often with my lady friends) and then just having to fight the urge to strangle them to death.

Luckily I have gotten very good at self-control.

Yay, I have a sworn enemy! Just like in the movies!

I'd don a black cape, but I'm already wearing a cloak.

Cloaks are so cliche. Let's mix things up. How about you wear a viking helmet and a bib?

And in response to the idea of roasting Big Bird, I would like to say that he was part of my childhood and I would prefer it if you don't eat him.

 

[lwm3398]

Snipped.

I too have thought of killing myself to get answers. I'd never do it, but I think the whole thing is just curiosity and just urges to know.

As for going on a killing spree: I'd like to, but I'd just rather not. Rob a bank, maybe, but not kill anyone. Don't think I have it in me. Unless I were going to war, maybe.

 

[lwm3398]

Oooh, pizza!
ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME HEARTBURN AND MAKE ME FAT?
HUH?
ANSWER ME
AMERICAN* ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

*the only language I speak

Yawn.

Just cut to the chase and cut off my ear, Travolta.

Oh wait... That's Reservoir Dogs... Oh, fuck it.

 

[lwm3398]

Cloaks are so cliche. Let's mix things up. How about you wear a viking helmet and a bib?

I can't.
I have this thing called dignity.

Also fashion sense.

You say you have fashion sense when you have an emo tuft?

I laugh at you.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Wartime killing is not the same as killing in cold blood.
It's much less cool, for one.

Also, there's more room for creativity outside of war. Who wants to use guns and explosives, when you could use a fire poker?

 

[Scolar Visari]

I've planned this somewhat. A couple of friends and I would rent a van, kit up in our gear, and then do a fake snatch and grab on one of our friends. Nothing like jumping out of the van, holding them up, and screaming "Âûéäèòå èç àâòîìîáèëÿ òåïåðü!" and other assorted things at them.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Send a rose to one of my old crushes. No stalking, no follow up, no explanation, just a rose.

Awwww but but but... [small]the stalking is the best part...[/small]