Sporks

[theloneassassin]

How do they make you feel? They give me mixed feelings!

 

[Dogstile]

Out of sheer curiosity do you happen to be on kongregate right now? This is a massive coincidence.

 

[theloneassassin]

Are Sporks those pointy-eared guys from Star Track?

They are something that were never created, they were just there no one can explain them

 

[theloneassassin]

Out of sheer curiosity do you happen to be on kongregate right now? This is a massive coincidence.

Nope sorry

 

[Risingblade]

They are a crime against nature!

 

[Nouw]

I love using them to eat, quite useful if you ask me.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

They're deadly.

I love using them to eat, quite useful if you ask me.

I like your avatar.

 

[theloneassassin]

I love using them to eat, quite useful if you ask me.

They can be used to climb mountains sir!

 

[theloneassassin]

Sporks? You mean like a combination of a spoon and fork? I used one earlier today whilst eating cold KFC. They're not so awesome as you might think, the fork part scratches the top of my mouth while trying to get all the mashed potato off of my eating utensil.

Real men use ones made out of Iridium with a titanium inlay.

 

[DJDarque]

They're much more useful than fpoons.

I'm sorry. That joke was terrible.

I avoid using them if I can.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Coming from someone in the north of England they are useful for both eating your packet of fish and chips and also eating your mushy peas.

just sayin.

 

[theloneassassin]

They're much more useful than fpoons.

I'm sorry. That joke was terrible.

I avoid using them if I can.

that sounds dirty.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I don't think I've even seen a spork in my entire life.

Captcha: his stexple

 

[theloneassassin]

Coming from someone in the north of England they are useful for both eating your packet of fish and chips and also eating your mushy peas.

just sayin.

if only i had a knife/shovel.. a kovel cause i said so

 

[yanipheonu]

Eh. Knorks are better.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Coming from someone in the north of England they are useful for both eating your packet of fish and chips and also eating your mushy peas.

just sayin.

if only i had a knife/shovel.. a kovel cause i said so

You mean a Shife? surely. You can possibly contruct one in dead rising ya know.

 

[Gaiseric]

If they are built well and have a cutting edge then I think they rank up in the top 5 inventions ever.

 

[perfectimo]

Your complete guide, in the form of a Venn Diagram, to hydrid utensils.

Spoiler: Click on me to open

 

[theloneassassin]

Sporks? You mean like a combination of a spoon and fork? I used one earlier today whilst eating cold KFC. They're not so awesome as you might think, the fork part scratches the top of my mouth while trying to get all the mashed potato off of my eating utensil.

Real men use ones made out of Iridium with a titanium inlay.

No, real men don't give a fuck what pussy men need to do to think of themselves as great. Real men just know they are great and do what they have to in life and more, with incredible vigor and determination to do it better than anyone else.

I'm starting to fucking hate the "real men..." shit, it's just so stupid and shallow. And this is a person who normally doesn't mind stupid and shallow.

Just fucking with you man!

 

[perfectimo]

Real men use ones made out of Iridium with a titanium inlay.

I'm starting to fucking hate the "real men..." shit, it's just so stupid and shallow. And this is a person who normally doesn't mind stupid and shallow.

I think the joke here is meant to be the combination of 'real man' and 'thinkgeek product.'