Squidward?s Suicide
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Gotta admit, I found it really boring. Long-winded, unrealistic, over the top, kinda stupid concept (trying to make Spongebob Squarepants scary? Is there anything less scary than that show?). All in all, I felt it was a right mess. 'way I feel about creepypasta is, keep it short, sweet, believable (not necessarily realistic, but don't go throwing blood and shit everywhere), give it a good pace and finish off strong. Too many CPs end with either too much information (making it into another boring ghost/monster/murderer story a la Steven King) or too little information (making it another boring "what the hell? That's it? Where's the rest of the story?!" a la Steven King). The Keeper stories were probably some of the best ones made so far.
Also, Steven King fucking sucks. I wish people would stop looking to him for scary stories. He stopped delivering a long time ago.
Also, Steven King fucking sucks. I wish people would stop looking to him for scary stories. He stopped delivering a long time ago.
I will admit stuff like this is a little creepy but not something to lose sleep over. None of what goes on in these stories have ever actually happened; and, people who say they've either experienced these things themselves or rely on the old "A friend of a friend of a friend" thing are just try to attach themselves to the celebrity of the story to make them feel like they're apart of it. Plus I doubt something like Squidward's Suicide would ever happen due to a screening process and the person responsible never working in animation or children's entertainment ever again.
I haven't read a scary story that good in a long time. I'm just glad i read it at 10 in the morning rather than at night. o_o
You are one fucked-up fuck.
Seriously though, I don't think this was a real thing. Then again, it's still not as creepy as the Hash Slinging Slasher episode.
Seriously though, I don't think this was a real thing. Then again, it's still not as creepy as the Hash Slinging Slasher episode.
If this were a real thing, we'd have heard about it in the news rather than from a blog post, or wherever this originated.
Also, googled 1996 Japan suicides and got nothing of note. I hate it when stories make up real world statistics as if they're true. If you're going to do something like that, take an actual statistic and change its context.
Also, googled 1996 Japan suicides and got nothing of note. I hate it when stories make up real world statistics as if they're true. If you're going to do something like that, take an actual statistic and change its context.
I read that before. It's a good 'un.
It borrows pretty heavily from an older Mickey Mouse story, though. Dunno how that one goes, I've never read it, but that is what I hear.
I love these things. Not because they scare me, I actually cannot do that, but because the well-written ones are really engaging.
Of course, the terrible ones are hilarious (THEN WHO WAS PHONE?), so there is really no way you can go wrong.
Creepypasta is like fanfiction. When it is good, it is REALLY good. When it is bad, it is terrible. And wonderful.
It borrows pretty heavily from an older Mickey Mouse story, though. Dunno how that one goes, I've never read it, but that is what I hear.
I love these things. Not because they scare me, I actually cannot do that, but because the well-written ones are really engaging.
Of course, the terrible ones are hilarious (THEN WHO WAS PHONE?), so there is really no way you can go wrong.
Creepypasta is like fanfiction. When it is good, it is REALLY good. When it is bad, it is terrible. And wonderful.
It isn't a trick...Scarecrow 8 said:
Just so cute your testicles will be reabsorbed into your body with a sickening SLURRP
No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no. No. I have just lost any hope of sleep for the next 6 months. Why did I read that? WHY?!
Wow. Thats, really creepy. There is a similar story at this website, though this is admitted fiction, http://www.youshouldnthavedonethat.net/
Wow... this would be the first thread I reply to.
It's not scary but is... unnerving. At least it's daylight for me!
It's not scary but is... unnerving. At least it's daylight for me!