*stab* *stab*

[p3t3r]

i um always pick up sticks and wave them around so ya thats all i got

 

[blaize2010]

I choose Scorpion's kunai on a chain. It's such a simple concept, yet so deadly.

do you shout "GET OVER HERE!" cause if so, then you are a good role model, sir.

Hell, I don't even think about it anymore. It just happens. When I desire someone to come to me, I say, subconciously in Scorpion's rage filled voice, "Get over here!".
So to answer you question, yes, good sir. There will be "Get over here!"... there will be much "Get over here!"...

FATALITY! FINISH HIM! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I'd love to say 'Katana' and what ever the Ninja word is for '101 ways to fuck a guy up with a Katana', but I'm not that awesome.

In a real life situation I'd put my excellent Archery skills to good use. Now THAT I am good at. Longbow, Crossbow, Re-curve, even throwing knives. No matter how long your Bastard Sword is... you wont get close enough.

 

[Ashtovo]

hmmm favorite melee weapon. im gonna say Asagi. its an African weapon which is pretty much a light 3 foot sword on a 4.5 foot pole. my style with it is icanrunfasterbackwordthanyoucanchasemeandnowihityou-jitsu.

if i have to use a sword, than a saber apply the same method.

i don't like being close to combatants when im fighting.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'm going to go with katana mostly because I've actually had some training with it.

 

[Emurlahn]

I've been proven to be quite deadly with both yari, naginata and nagamaki, but if none of those are available I will do quite nicely with a double-edged glaive.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I choose Scorpion's kunai on a chain. It's such a simple concept, yet so deadly.

do you shout "GET OVER HERE!" cause if so, then you are a good role model, sir.

Hell, I don't even think about it anymore. It just happens. When I desire someone to come to me, I say, subconciously in Scorpion's rage filled voice, "Get over here!".
So to answer you question, yes, good sir. There will be "Get over here!"... there will be much "Get over here!"...

FATALITY! FINISH HIM! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[HEADING=1]TOASTY!![/HEADING]

 

[Steel_crab]

Probably some form of bladed gauntlets - I only know how to fight with my fists and also for the look on a persons face when you grab their sword. Something small and fast like daggers or epees would give you much trouble though.

 

[Sam G]

Gunblade, ************.

It's impractical as all hell, but motherFUCK, does it look cool when you get adequate at using one.

 

[Ulvai]

Dane axe, viking sword & shield or a pole-hammer. I'm not much for stabbing. Slash, cut, crush!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Spoiler

I couldn't fight properly. So I'll hack people into little pieces instead.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Probably some form of bladed gauntlets - I only know how to fight with my fists and also for the look on a persons face when you grab their sword. Something small and fast like daggers or epees would give you much trouble though.

Heehee, you'll be looking for something like this then?

Backhanding someone never feels the same if you 'slap' someone wearing those.

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Something of an bladed arm-shark weapon.

Oh, you'll go down all right, but at least you'll look cool doing so...

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Steel_crab]

Probably some form of bladed gauntlets - I only know how to fight with my fists and also for the look on a persons face when you grab their sword. Something small and fast like daggers or epees would give you much trouble though.

Heehee, you'll be looking for something like this then?

*snip*

Backhanding someone never feels the same if you 'slap' someone wearing those.

Something exactly like that =D

Although, if I had to make it i'd probably have some kind of plating along the forearm and palm - maybe chainmail over the fingers to keep flexibility. And I'd go in for just some inch-long spikes on the knuckles. Grab the sword with both hands, free up the nearest hand to them and them punch away.

 

[legion431]

Something of an bladed arm-shark weapon.

Oh, you'll go down all right, but at least you'll look cool doing so...

Spoiler

Spoiler

Oh yes, do want.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Something exactly like that =D

Although, if I had to make it i'd probably have some kind of plating along the forearm and palm - maybe chainmail over the fingers to keep flexibility. And I'd go in for just some inch-long spikes on the knuckles. Grab the sword with both hands, free up the nearest hand to them and them punch away.

Actually, you can do all that with them as they are. It's obscured, but the piece that joins the four claws are the finger rings (like for knuckle-dusters) so your digits can flex fine. So punching with them on makes more sense than backhanding, to be fair.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

i only have a soviet combat knife.
and a collectors claymore that will cut humans like butter

 

[Extragorey]

I have only one fighting style. It's called kickinthenutsandrun-fu. It's like kung fu, but only has one move. It has no room for weapons any other than boots.

This post deserves honorable mention for awesomeness.

Anyway, for me it could only be a rusty iron cutlass.
I like to go for the duck-under-their-swing-and-go-for-the-killing-thrust approach.
*stab stab* indeed.

 

[Latinidiot]

I have only one fighting style. It's called kickinthenutsandrun-fu. It's like kung fu, but only has one move. It has no room for weapons any other than boots.

This post deserves honorable mention for awesomeness.

Anyway, for me it could only be a rusty iron cutlass.
I like to go for the duck-under-their-swing-and-go-for-the-killing-thrust approach.
*stab stab* indeed.

A man tries.

 

[Latinidiot]

I have only one fighting style. It's called kickinthenutsandrun-fu. It's like kung fu, but only has one move. It has no room for weapons any other than boots.

Ha, I am a black Boot in Kickinthenutsandrun-fu. I find it has so many uses beside fighting, my favourite being the ability to bring Philosophy graduates down to size,
"But How do you know if everything we experience is not real, man, for example, How do I know you're real?"
"Because I can affect you like this- Hi-Ya!" *then around the room was heard the sound of 1000 tiny sperm cry out and being silenced.*

Now, do you doubt your exisence?

Suffer ergo sum, bitches! WOOHA DESCARTES IS IN THA HOUSE! BAM!