Stalin Vs Martians!

[xxDarlenexx]

"I'm coming to your house soon" ? Is that a threat? I HOPE SO!

I literally watched this with my mouth open and trying not to laugh. It's like someone reached into my head and pulled out my most off-beat fantasy.


As far as I can tell Stalin is alive and well (I knew it!) and must defeat the Green Menace (Aliens) who want to bring intergalactic capitalism to Russia. And between victories with many tanks he takes frequent dance breaks which only add to his power. I also assume he beds many beautiful ladies.



<3

 

[Sewblon]

I really hope that this game is good.

 

[Jingermanoo]

Part of me wants to roll on the floor, laughing, while another part of me is appalled at the belittlement of a cruel dictator.

Yeah, we shouldn't belittle our cruel dictators. They worked hard for our respect!

 

[Mariena]

"I'm coming to your house soon" ? Is that a threat? I HOPE SO!

I literally watched this with my mouth open and trying not to laugh. It's like someone reached into my head and pulled out my most off-beat fantasy.


As far as I can tell Stalin is alive and well (I knew it!) and must defeat the Green Menace (Aliens) who want to bring intergalactic capitalism to Russia. And between victories with many tanks he takes frequent dance breaks which only add to his power. I also assume he beds many beautiful ladies.



<3

Hey, when you do get him into bed, tell me how that moustache works out for you, okay? =P

Seriously, this game is so awesome, it possibly cannot fail.

 

[xxDarlenexx]

"I'm coming to your house soon" ? Is that a threat? I HOPE SO!

I literally watched this with my mouth open and trying not to laugh. It's like someone reached into my head and pulled out my most off-beat fantasy.


As far as I can tell Stalin is alive and well (I knew it!) and must defeat the Green Menace (Aliens) who want to bring intergalactic capitalism to Russia. And between victories with many tanks he takes frequent dance breaks which only add to his power. I also assume he beds many beautiful ladies.



<3

Hey, when you do get him into bed, tell me how that moustache works out for you, okay? =P

Seriously, this game is so awesome, it possibly cannot fail.

If I can put aside my feelings for Leon Trotsky I surely will.

 

[Andy Chalk]

Mezmer has actually just confirmed that Stalin vs. Martians will be released in April - or at least, that it's "scheduled" for April. So things could still change, but at this point it's looking pretty solid.

You can expect to read more about the game in the not-too-distant future.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Mezmer has actually just confirmed that Stalin vs. Martians will be released in April - or at least, that it's "scheduled" for April. So things could still change, but at this point it's looking pretty solid.

You can expect to read more about the game in the not-too-distant future.

Like a front page review where you mention that it's the greatest game of the generation... >_>

 

[Skeleon]

Part of me wants to roll on the floor, laughing, while another part of me is appalled at the belittlement of a cruel dictator.

Yeah, we shouldn't belittle our cruel dictators. They worked hard for our respect!

I was afraid of something like that but "belittlement" is what the online dictionary provided. I'm not a native English speaker.
This game makes Stalin look all cutsie which I think is wrong. Millions of people died under his reign.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Part of me wants to roll on the floor, laughing, while another part of me is appalled at the belittlement of a cruel dictator.

Yeah, we shouldn't belittle our cruel dictators. They worked hard for our respect!

I was afraid of something like that but "belittlement" is what the online dictionary provided. I'm not a native English speaker.
This game makes Stalin look all cutsie which I think is wrong. Millions of people died under his reign.

I don't think anyone sees that as an accurate portrayal of Stalin.

 

[AkJay]

I saw RTS, and it looked cool, but when i first heard "Stalin vs. Martians" i thought of a Street Fighter-esque game, man that would kick ass.

 

[Skeleon]

I don't think anyone sees that as an accurate portrayal of Stalin.

I know. It's still very inappropriate.

 

[Svenparty]

If it gets one horrible review it'll be a tragedy...If it gets a million it's just a statistic

Hopefully Dancing Uber Stalin will be here soon.

Also My brain is Fried? this MUST be what happened during Stalin's reign...I now want to be a communist and carry on his alien killing

 

[bruMackBBQ_89]

hilaarrriiouss +)

stalin should hav gone with ape minions at his side instead of the whole random dancing stalins lol yet clever.

it is said that stalin during WWII was trying to form his own "ARMY OF APES" true story becuz he was afraid at the time the USSR would lose to the US as the strongest counrty of the world.

 

[SilentHunter7]

Sequel: Lenin vs the Klingons.
I really want to play this.

Don't forget the Abraham Lincoln Expansion.