This is the one and only post about the new Star Wars I am likely to ever make.
1. I think the title is stupid.
2. I'm honestly considering not going to the new movies.
3. I realize by replying to this topic I am a part of the problem of his stupid hype shit.
4. However I still need to make my opinion known, so as a solution this will be my only post on the records.
5. The new battlefront is going to suck, and be rushed out because everyone wants it now.
6. I feel like I need to Brofist angry bitter Harrison Ford. I'm sick of Star Wars, and sick of this star wars in particular.
7. I missed George the second this deal was confirmed.
8. Nothing will have anything to do with canon. Canon is gone, destroyed, thrown out of the airlock in hyperspace. All except the movies, the clone wars cgi movie, the clone wars cgi cartoon (not the cool one), and the new rebels show. Also the new books being made. So no don't expect jack shit for references or fan service.
9. They milked all of us dry and are tossing aside our years of investment. Then they expect us to go be milked again. I'm not one who takes this kind of treatment lightly. I realize I seem like a mewling nerd rager on the internet. Deal with it. Sometimes there can be full life consequences to these kinds of things.
10. This post is going to be long since its the only one. If your bored fucking deal with it and gtfo or skip to the TLDR.
11. FUCKING LENS FLARE
12. J J FUCKING ABRAMS
13. "Mystery Box" my ass., quotes provided by turian counselor.
14. You know how movie bob looked forward to wanting to be a fisherman after amazing spider man 2? These movies are kind of making me feel like that.
15. I used to like star wars once. I was not the largest nor smallest fan, but a fan. I'll always cherish those good memories. The tiny amount left.
16. This is most likely the last thing I will ever write about star wars. I'm calling an exterminatus on my fanhood of star wars. It will be obliterated and be replaced by nothing. I've since come to learn making yourself a fan of anything is just setting yourself up for disappointment.
17. Hope is the first step on the path to disappointment.
18. All good things come to an end.
19. On the plus side I've become just that much more bitter and jaded about companies.
20. I've decided to embrace a new and more enlightened view of the industry. I can't wait until the movies come out so I can talk with the fans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFtUP8SMUiU