Star Wars Episode VII Toys Revealed in Catalog

[Politrukk]

huh your subtitle took my joke... damn you. I'll do you one better! (six)

The Phantom Profits
The Pounds War
Revenge of the Cash
A New Revenue
The Finances Strike Back
Return of the Money

Mass produced and consumed by the rebel compliance

 

[Talaris]

As an actual Star Wars branded product, Bladebuilders makes me want to throw up. I suppose Disney's mindset has been "fuck the lore!" from the beginning anyway.

 

[Ukomba]

S***, Ep 7 isn't even out yet and I'm already suffering Star Wars Fatigue.

As ridiculous as the Bladebuilders toy looks (and it looks like a rejected Pipe Dreams board game), it's pretty in line with Disney Sabers like the STFU Crucifix light saber, The Staple Gun Lightsaber from Rebels, and the Spiny Lightsaber from Rebels.

Remember when Lightsaber were just cool on their own, and didn't need obnoxious gimmicks? Man those were the days.

 

[Something Amyss]

Seriously who wouldn't want a remote control droid toy of BB-8 especially when he's real in a pratical sense?

I wouldn't.

Well, they already hit a right note with me for bringing back the micro machines minis. I had a bunch of those as a kid, and they were the shit.

I just hope they have the actual minis. The ones I saw in the pictures were all the playsets, which were less cool IMO.

On that note, why was there a Millennium Falcon in the Millennium Falcon playset? Did Xibit build it?

 

[an annoyed writer]

Well, they already hit a right note with me for bringing back the micro machines minis. I had a bunch of those as a kid, and they were the shit.

I just hope they have the actual minis. The ones I saw in the pictures were all the playsets, which were less cool IMO.

On that note, why was there a Millennium Falcon in the Millennium Falcon playset? Did Xibit build it?

HAH

And tbh I kinda agree. And I remember those too! Had a few of them, though not nearly as many as the micro machines playsets and vehicles. Was cool as shit to have the republic commandos and whatnot in a pocket-friendly size :3

Also, unrelated, but your new username is rather cute ;3

 

[Chefsbrian]

Not gonna lie, kinda want the Nerf Stormtrooper blaster. And I never, ever want to see those bladebuilder lightsabers. If I want a ridiculous saber, I will use Cortosis Weave Duct Tape, thank you very much.

 

[Something Amyss]

And tbh I kinda agree. And I remember those too! Had a few of them, though not nearly as many as the micro machines playsets and vehicles. Was cool as shit to have the republic commandos and whatnot in a pocket-friendly size :3

I still have a bunch of the minis that I use for RPGs. Though I have Star Trek ones that kind of do double duty as well ("Okay, just imagine this shuttlecraft is another TIE fighter...") because the actual minis for the D20 game went out so fast and the current line is too pricey for the amount of time I spend gaming. I never really owned any of the playsets.

Also, unrelated, but your new username is rather cute ;3

Aww, thanks!