Start a fight.

[Mighty Lighty]

Here`s a fun game to promote violence

Every post must include a disciption of how you counter the poster above you

then how you will attack the next poster (try to use advantage of their picture or username)

I`ll start


I just lobbed a spear at you

For example you could catch it and throw it at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I grab the spear in mid-flight and throw it back.

I plunge a sword into the next poster's heart.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Clearly I am shooting your computer monitor, so you'd be dead.

you need to attack the next poster for this to work


thanks

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Clearly I am shooting your computer monitor, so you'd be dead.

you need to attack the next poster for this to work


thanks

I was, I was ninja'd to the first post gimme a chance to correct it.

sorry

 

[DuplicateValue]

I was wearing a bulletproof jacket. An......erm, invisible one.

I take the next poster to a range of snow-covered mountains and keep shouting until an avalanche starts heading towards them. [sub]Hehehe...[/sub]

 

[Hoppetussa]

I call Cthulhu to eat all the snow before it hits me.

I hit the next poster with a crowbar.

 

[El Poncho]

I cry to get you to pity me and give me food

I use tail whip!

 

[Cherry Cola]

Rollerblades and bat? Sorry, but physics apply here.

I punch you in the face

 

[Nouw]

I'm wearing a mask thats on fire and have giant spikes sticking out of it. ( Sounds like a Slipknot Death mask )

I throw an uncounterable nuke on the next posters position.

 

[sean.A7x]

The nuke hits me and I get radioactive power

I punch the next poster with my radioactive punch

 

[CroMagnon]

I teleport.

I whip a towel at the next posters buttocks.

 

[Nouw]

I'm an insect, I have no butt!

I throw a rock at the next poster

 

[CroMagnon]

I'm an insect, I have no butt!

I throw a rock at the next poster

I kung Foo kick it in half in the air. Then i whip your anus with a towel.

 

[Code Monkey]

I accuse you of sexual harrasment. You go to prison, where you're murdered by a large fellow named krush.

I light your soul on fire.

 

[CroMagnon]

Stop Drop Roll, but, for the soul.

I get chuck norris to roundhouse kick the next poster.

 

[LostinOriginality]

I dodge.

I cast flare at the next poster.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I swing my sword around wildly as I`m blinded cutting your hands off

I launch myself out of a catapult at the next poster.

 

[LostinOriginality]

I stand there with the blade of a sword in front of me.

I bludgeon the next poster with a toaster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I pull Gordon Brown in front of me and use him as a shield.

I then get Gordon Brown to give you a speech on Britain's economy crisis, thus boring you to death hopefully.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

The ecstasy was counteracted by the fact that I don't drink coffee.

I plunge a sharpened metal ruler into your face.