Starwars Quotes

[JUMBO PALACE]

"Look sir! Droids!"

 

[TheLastoftheLiving]

I have a bad feeling about this ...

I find your lack of faith disturbing..

Uncle Owen , Aunt Beru !

These are not the droids you are looking for ! You can move along.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"Laugh it up fuzzball..."

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful then you can ever imagine."

"Use the Force Luke."

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Most of the others that I can think of have already been posted.

 

[Quaxar]

Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.

 

[Shiftygiant]

Its a trap

 

[Jedamethis]

These are not the droids you are looking for.
Oonta Goonta Solo?
May the Force be with you.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Just those...

 

[Mr Shrike]

I suggest a new strategy.

Your avatar... It had me mesmerized! Then I was like, "OH SHI-!"

OT: Why, you stuck-up, scruffy looking Nerf herder!

But like this:

 

[rb26dett]

"No disintegrations." "As you wish."

That one seriously grinds my gears. What kind of a crappy bounty hunter needs to be reminded that he has to bring the bounty back, not disintegrate it and then stand in front of a 7ft2 asthmatic wizard atm machine with a cape and a lightsaber and tell him "yep, he's dead, disintegrated. No proof of death naturally, gimme my money"...

 

[Scarim Coral]

Master Yoda is so wise (one of the scene I like from the Phantom Menace)-

"Fear lead to the path of the dark side. Fear lead to hate, hate lead to anger, anger lead to suffering."

Man that is so true.

 

[Scotsman93]

My favourite quote from darth vader
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Force."

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"He doesn't like you."
"Oh- sorry..."
"...I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!"

 

[Quazimofo]

i cannot teach him. the boy has no pants.

oh wait. not in the movie. oops

 

[JaiDin]

"Not From A Jedi"

 

[Spade Lead]

What I want to know is. Where was he going to eject to? Was he going to parachute in space? He didn't even have an astronaut suit on. Stupidest thing in the movie. But who said it?!

His name is Jek Porkins.

He was intending to eject into space. The Orange flight suit would have given him about half an hour of survivability in cold vacuum. Not that it would have matters. No one realized he would still have died when the Death Star went boom. He would have been torn to shreds by the shrapnel from the explosion.

 

[Spade Lead]

My thoughts precisely. The likelyhood of him getting picked up by friendly spacecraft instead of
A.) Asphyxiating
B.) Being hit by a laser/debri
C.) Being picked up by enemy troops either by spacecraft or landing on their ship
D.) Floating off out of sight
E.) Being blown to pieces in the explosion
F.) Killing himself and rescuer as they compromise their vacuum as he tries to enter their ship

Is a pretty big longshot. Red Leader wasn;t thinking when he panicked and suggested to "eject"

Issues A, D, and F are explained away in the Star Wars novels as overcome by common technology, as would be expected of any space-based civilization. C is still better than being dead, since he is just a pilot and won't be tortured for information on other rebel cells. The first part of B is not likely, because space is huge, and gunning ejecting pilots is damn near impossible from a ship traveling as fast as a TIE Fighter. It can hardly be done from an F-15, much less a faster TIE.

Which leaves us with E and part two of B. If he was far enough away, he wouldn't be killed by a shockwave as explosions tend not to propagate very well in space. The worst he would have to worry about is debris, and that is still a long shot due to the very nature of space. The most realistic assessment is that he wouldn't have drifted far enough away, and would have been pulled back towards the Death Star by it's gravity (Artificial or natural) and been close enough to catch the debris. But likelihood of debris collision is relative to distance from the explosion. If he is outside a few kilometers of the surface (ejector seats tend to throw you quite far from a damaged starfighter...) he would probably have survived long enough for a shuttle to locate his radio beacon and pick him up. (Look up the EPIRB, or Electronic Position Indicating Radio Beacon, for an example of how technology from the twentieth century overcame the problem of locating vessels in distress in HUGE swaths of space. All pilots carried the Star Wars equivalent into battle.)

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

"Look sir, droids."

 

[MoNKeyYy]

"New Strategy R2, let the wookie win."

"After 900 years, this good you look, we shall see."

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

"You don't want to sell me deathsticks."

"Then I'll see you in hell!"

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."

"These are not the droids you're looking for."

"Are you brainless?"

I could go on for so long...

 

[Spade Lead]

"After 900 years, this good you look, we shall see."

You mean: "After 900 years, look as good, you will not."

How can you mess that up?