Status updates that made you facepalm

[anthony87]

Honourable mention goes to girls who post statuses descirbing how girls deserve to be treated.

I have a friend who posts 10-20 of those statuses/"inspirational and deep" images a week. My response to every single one?

 

[anthony87]

What's the point of butchering the spelling so much if you're going to use the SAME NUMBER OF FUCKING LETTERS????

She's probably just trying to spell it all cutesy-like.

Yeah I understand the reasoning behind it. But why not use "luv" or "wuv" or something that doesn't make you look as stupid as.....lauf?

 

[Gabanuka]

While we're on the subject...

'Inbox me'

What the fuck is that? How do you inbox someone?

It means talk to me over the Facebook chat thing.

Since they know no one would read if they made a status they instead make something vague to lure you into a conversation and then you're forced to listen to moaning and angst. I hate teenager girls.

 

[Total LOLige]

Honourable mention goes to girls who post statuses descirbing how girls deserve to be treated.

I have a friend who posts 10-20 of those statuses/"inspirational and deep" images a week. My response to every single one?

I've been seeing that meme a lot on facebook lately. Mostly football and Kony related.

Another thing to add to the growing list of shit that annoys me on facebook, people that put 'carnt' instead of can't. Also people that punctuate a facebook abbreviation like gonna'

 

[EeveeElectro]

Well my uncle literally documents everything he does. Srsly.
Going to [friends]
Walking to [friends]
With [friend] having a cuppa
Watching TV *post picture he took of the TV showing said show*
Eating an apple
At home for now.

I had to hide him. So annoying.

Also one of the typical "Omg u *****! u didn not just say that to me!" and when someone asked what was wrong she said it didn't matter.
The phrase 'some people...' pisses me off, cause you know they always mean just the one person by that.

Also the "Going out with the lads.lasses tonite!! getting smashed!/ sooo hungover!!" ones.
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

While we're on the subject...

'Inbox me'

What the fuck is that? How do you inbox someone?

I know this one! Stuff them in a box?

Eh? C'mon, guys that was funny...

Okay, I guess I'll go sit in my corner now...

OT:

Spoiler: Well, I just found this one from a basic search on Google, so it should be adequate.

The fact that people can be this stupid just blows my mind.

 

[Berithil]

While we're on the subject...

'Inbox me'

What the fuck is that? How do you inbox someone?

I know this one! Stuff them in a box?

Eh? C'mon, guys that was funny...

Okay, I guess I'll go sit in my corner now...

OT:

Spoiler: Well, I just found this one from a basic search on Google, so it should be adequate.

The fact that people can be this stupid just blows my mind.

That's just....wow. people can't be that stupid, right?

I swear, every time someone logs onto Facebook, the powers that be decrease the average Facebook I.Q. by .1 %

 

[Gordon Freemonty]

I have a guy on there who CONSTANTLY posts about his fucking girlfriend ALL THE FRACKING TIME!!! He also weirdly posts pictures of their cooking and baking all of the time, as if people cared. It's bloody sickening...

Examples: ..I Can't Believe a year today I was getting prepared to See for the first time ever.. :O It truly has been the best year of my life ♥...

..Thank you For The best ever Easter break ! ..
.. Sad it has come to an end !

Waiting with :'( ? with at Inverness Airport.

FUCK

 

[Ranylyn]

"They got me high and left me at the mall with a 400 dollar gift card! I need an adult!"

"Where am I in this picture? Oh right, passed out drunk on the lawn!"
"Aah, that's my shining example of a big sister!"

"Where have you been!? You need to make it up to me for getting my panties in a bunch! ALCOHOL!"


All three of these were from goody-two-shoes honor roll girls I went to school with.

Imagine my shock. And I was happy for them.

 

[Davey Woo]

I have a cousin that has her twitter account linked to her facebook. And I see constant status' about literally everything she does in a day, all properly hash-tagged and stuff. If you have time to tweet about almost everything you do, you have a pretty dull life.

 

[Phasmal]

A girl I went to school with put up on facebook about how dilated she was when she was in labour.
Because I needed to know that.
Other than that I only go on facebook cause my sister uploads stuff about my niece and nephews.

 

[Nouw]

Anything to do with Jesus/God. No disrespect but it's not exactly friendly to mention that I'm going to Hell if I don't like your status. Can't they be more open-minded and loving?

 

[devilofthemist]

"one of my 5 boyfriends is cheating on me, men are such assholes"

i wish i was joking, she was completely serious

 

[bullet_sandw1ch]

people that talk about their "wifey". *****, i should slap the stupid out of you next time i see you.

 

[Mittenz]

"WOW don't I look safisticated " Is what somebody posted today. I was ready to make this thread myself

 

[shrekfan246]

"one of my 5 boyfriends is cheating on me, men are such assholes"

i wish i was joking, she was completely serious

Boy... that one was so bad that it made me facepalm by proxy.

I don't use Facebook anymore. Not that I really have any horror stories or such, I only ever really added people I knew fairly well and didn't see all that often, and I don't get annoyed by pointless updates about random things like what they did (apart from all of the people bragging about how drunk/high they got, that bugs me... but again, I never really added anyone who would status update about that kind of stuff).

 

[Rawne1980]

I don't have a facebook account at all so can't join in that one.

Although I went to a family do not so long ago and one of my cousins friends said to "poke" her some time....

I told her i'll take her up on that if I ever get divorced.

Took her 5 minutes to work it out.

 

[bobmus]

I loved the contradiction in this post: 'John Terry has a face that you just feel you need to punch. Thug.'

'whatt?! missed everything last night..'

'Got to go on a driver awareness course, I'm aware I was speeding you tosspots!' - Massive idiot

Just a standard day of inanity.

 

[geK0]

There's one person on my facebook who posts the typical

"men are jerks"
"I wish somebody would just tell me 'I love you' and mean it"
"generic moping about relationships"

her most recent post is
"good relationships don't just happen, they take time patience and two people who want to be together"
well gee.... I thought the best relationships were impulsive romps with unwilling victims... this is very enlightening!

she's all right in person, but so irritating on Facebook... I unsubscribed her a while ago (I usually avoid deleting friends because a lot of people take that the wrong way)

 

[Ickorus]

I don't use facebook so I'll just post one I found really funny: