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Took a break today to read a short Roald Dahl book that I hadn't read yet, The Magic Finger (I'm about 100 pages, out of 414, from finishing the Odyssey). It's funny how so many of Dahl's children's stories are basically horror stories but for the cutesy, totally guileless drawings adjoining the text. This is one of his earlier books and he's already all about children seeking vengeance on cruel adults, and evidently he was always deeply wounded by hunting and animal cruelty, which also go on to show up a lot in his work.

About the Odyssey, which is structured into 24 "books": it takes 4 books to get to Odysseus himself, and another 4 books to get to the meat and potatoes of the odyssey itself (the cyclops, the underworld, Scylla and Charybdis, etc.), most of which is relayed as a story within a story across the following 4 books. The odyssey itself takes about 10 years, most of which are spent in the captivity of sex-starved goddesses (Circe, Calypso), which doesn't sound like such a bad deal. The succeeding 12 books are wholly concerned with Odysseus posing as a hobo back home while machinating the undoing of the suitors, and it's a bit of a lull until we get to the single most poignant moment in the text involving Odysseus' dog and the wheels are finally set in motion.

I keep trying to picture how Nolan will structure his movie and I'm assuming he'll probably do the Two Towers thing of cutting between Odysseus and Telemachus' journeys, forego of the story-withing-a-story conceit, and probably readapt Agamemnon's murder into the timeline, based on casting rumors.
 

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Shiver: Junji Ito Selected Stories

"The Long Dream" short story, about a man whose dreams become longer and longer, doesn't really seem quite horror. More like a pretty good dark sci-fi fantasy story that Hollywood would have adapted already if they read more manga. Can't find it online for free right now, but it was (badly) dubbed.

 

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Go Straight: The Ultimate Guide to Beat'Em Ups.
@Worgen, my only problem with this book, is that it's missing a few brawlers. For whatever reason they have the first Rastan in the book, but not Warrior Blade: Rastan III. Rastan I isn't even really brawler. More of an action platformer where you use a sword or an axe. They have Sonic Blast Man I, but not Sonic Blast Man II in an entry. They have all of these other obscure brawlers or ones that never made it stateside in their book. Retro-Bit missed Nosferatu in the book too. It's still a great read, but it's odd they have entry that is really not a beat'em up, and missing some games that aren't that obscure. I know they can't get every single game, but when you get a mediocre Japan only GBA brawler with cute action girls in your book, but not two games that came out in all regions, then something is wrong here.
 

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@Worgen, my only problem with this book, is that it's missing a few brawlers. For whatever reason they have the first Rastan in the book, but not Warrior Blade: Rastan III. Rastan I isn't even really brawler. More of an action platformer where you use a sword or an axe. They have Sonic Blast Man I, but not Sonic Blast Man II in an entry. They have all of these other obscure brawlers or ones that never made it stateside in their book. Retro-Bit missed Nosferatu in the book too. It's still a great read, but it's odd they have entry that is really not a beat'em up, and missing some games that aren't that obscure. I know they can't get every single game, but when you get a mediocre Japan only GBA brawler with cute action girls in your book, but not two games that came out in all regions, then something is wrong here.
Weird, they tended to be pretty good with the fps book, they even mentioned Hedon which is the best but when they were making the book it was either still in EA or hadn't been steam released yet.
 
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What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie?
I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky.
The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords swing;
Rush in and die, dogs -- I was a man before I was a king.



I have not read many books, but Conan the Barbarian's first fight ("The Phoenix on the Sword"), when he was already a king, was amazing. The movie didn't capture the speed, emotion and carnage. But it never could have.
 

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Finished Los cachorros, by Mario Vargas Llosa.

A kid gets his dick bitten off by a dog and becomes committed to a state of arrested development. It's essentially a coming of age story, about a small group of friends that circles this one poor bastard. All is well when you're like 12 or 13 and it's all about palling around with the boys playing football, but as soon as it all becomes about the girls what's dickless supposed to do? He more or less assumes a self-destructive life of violence and hedonism, straddling the line between bon vivant and fucking loser.
RIP Vargas Llosa.
 

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Peach Momoko's Demon Days & Demon Wars, the sequel. Both are else worlds universe of Marvel and X-Men Characters reimagined as Japanese. Be they human, demon, oni, yokai, or literal gods. Both are a great read for story, character, and have fantastic artwork. I don't want to spoil too much so I suggest you give these a read yourself. They are just a right amount of length and don't feel too short nor too long.

After reading these two, I am waiting for her to finish her take on ultimate x men. The first 6 issues are in a volume, but I will wait until the comic run is completely done and get it buy it in graphic novel form.
 
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Oh What a Paradise It Seems, by John Cheever

And old man starts an affair with a younger woman. He also becomes involved in the investigation of a scheme to pollute his favorite ice skating spot. The story feels as aimless as its protagonist, and it's hard to pick up on the tone of the book; it deals broadly with themes of longing and disillusionment, but there's an intrusive sense of weirdness or elusiveness that connects everything and keeps it at arm's length.
 

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The First Binding (R.R. Virdi)

Look, I'm 50 pages into this, and I am really struggling.

This appears to be the worst sort of overwritten, self-indulgent fantasy trash. It has antecedents. Robert Jordan is the grandfather of pointless and tiresome fantasy bloat, although I think R.R. Virdi is much more in the Patrick Rothfuss vein of rather more ornate (pretentious) bloat, or Christopher Ruocchio's space opera. R.R. Virdi starts very similar to the "The Name of the Wind" in style and setting here. Except it appears that Rothfuss is a significantly better author than R.R. Virdi, and can actually get a move on and tell the goddamn story.

50 pages in, and basically all that's happened is that the protagonist has told a short story and a woman has sung a few songs and we've had a small exposition dump about the country they are in. Not just 50 pages spent on approximately nothing whatsoever, but 50 pages of dense, small type such that it might easily be more like ~70 pages of many other books. Characters don't just do things, and things aren't just things. They are and do things in a welter of overdescription, metaphor, simile and epithets that serve no great purpose except to delay the reader finding out anything useful about the plot or characters.

"Our meal threw up wisps of steam and pulled at me with the smell of meat and spices. Slivers of shredded carrot floated through it along with nubs of potatos. I took a spoonful, blowing a steady breath over it. The first taste filled me with warmth. Marrow and cream made themselves known in the strew's broth."

Firstly, neither I nor anyone else gives a shit about this stew. The characters have turned up in a basic tavern and ordered a basic meal and telling us about this stew is utterly pointless. Imbuing an everyday stew with this much detail and overwrought sentence design does not make this story magical, it is just annoying and wasteful. Now imagine that almost everything is written about like this in the story. The text then moves on:

"Eloine and I ate with a quiet speed only known to travellers and performers. Silent. Focused on our food."

Oh right. Is that how travellers and performers eat?

That's not rhetorical: seriously, is that how travellers and performers eat? Because it's nothing I've ever heard, and it doesn't make any obvious sense, either. This is what happens when you fill your book with that sort of excessive writing unless you are a great author (and you almost certainly are not): dreadful tripe that doesn't work at all starts clogging up the text and any reader who hasn't switched their critical faculties off is going to have to painfully stumble over all of it. Here's a better suggestion: don't do it.

Likewise we can consider all sorts of little sayings dropped in which I assume are supposed to be sound playful and or wise, but mostly come off as stupid and at worst even chauvanistic: "Going too far in prodding a woman is never conducive to one's health"

Okay, I see. So then, is going too far in prodding men harmless to one's health?

I came across more this bad, I'm just not willing to slog back through to find them.

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Our protagonist thus far is - I'm pretty sure - the main character from the blurb at the book and implicitly, I'd guess he's at least a few centuries old, if not millennia. He certainly appears to have done stuff in an age everyone else thinks is legend. The singer appears to be some random woman around at the time who is incredibly good looking, smart, witty, coquettish, with just the right touch of vulnerable. She is of course drawn to the protagonist's air mystical and mysterious air, and he's intoxicated with her charms. It's bad enough she's a wank fantasy, but frankly, a centuries-old... whatever he is... has surely encountered hundreds such women. It's hard to believe she's got some factor X he hasn't seen and done (in all senses of the word) many, many times before. I think he'd actually be bored stiff, or at least experience a bit of ennui.

I'm not the author and haven't finished this, and there could be a great explanation for why the protagonist is some complex, romantic hero still susceptible to the flushes of romance despite living 20 times as long as a normal person; why this woman is so incredibly alluring that's not just chance encounter, but at the current moment it feels wrong. It feels like the product of an author who is either rather naive, or writing for a naive audience, or an audience not really thinking about what they're reading.

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Clearly fantasy is going through a major shift. The big thing from the shelves seems to be that fantasy literature has decided to embrace diversity, and that's fine. The problem is the same as what happens when any new trend arrives. In the usual mad dash, publishers have started flinging money to sign up anyone and everyone they can, which unfortunately means a load of second- and third-rate authors clogging up the shelves. Also, that just because the authors are diverse, it doesn't really mean we are genuinely seeing new perspectives. Cixin Liu is actually Chinese, and I like to think giving us some idea of Chinese culture. However, a second generation Chinese American is much more likely to just be... kind of an American, and the diversity - in thought, culture, ideology, perspective etc. - might be less than we could suppose. One way or another, it will be the work of years to whittle down the masses of new authors into a handful that... well, I would say are good, except that what that means in practice is "sell lots of books".
 
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