Stealth: The Game
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Clearly you have the wrong house. I don't have a swimming pool. Oops?
I dig underneath your house and attach rockets to the foundations. I then activate the rockets and send you blasting into space.
I dig underneath your house and attach rockets to the foundations. I then activate the rockets and send you blasting into space.
Well, that just made me into the super hero "Static Shock"
I use my newly acquired electric powers to fry you alive. I'm wearing a ski mask so it's stealthy
I use my newly acquired electric powers to fry you alive. I'm wearing a ski mask so it's stealthy
I hide behind a chain link fence. Hah!
I stealthily sneak behind you and place a rabid ferret down your back. Stealthily
I stealthily sneak behind you and place a rabid ferret down your back. Stealthily
Unfortunately, you put the hinges on the wrong side, so all it does is tilt a bit.
I make a poisonous smoothie and exchange it with your breakfast drink
I make a poisonous smoothie and exchange it with your breakfast drink
It's a catduck! It can swim, but it hates getting it's fur wet.
It swims to the side of the pool, hisses, and pounces on you.
It swims to the side of the pool, hisses, and pounces on you.
One of the passengers pulls the emergency brake.
While you try to find out who it was, I climb on the the train. Once it's returned to its origin, I wait until you get out, before jumping down and stabbing you in the back.
While you try to find out who it was, I climb on the the train. Once it's returned to its origin, I wait until you get out, before jumping down and stabbing you in the back.
Doctor Who turns up at the last second to un-paradox me.
I borrow his TARDIS and fly back to stop you being born.
I borrow his TARDIS and fly back to stop you being born.
Fool! I knew that was going to happen from my time travelling. I had a metal plate inserted in my skull for just such an occasion!
I headbutt you in the back of the head.
I headbutt you in the back of the head.