Stealth: The Game

[SteakHeart]

The rules are simple. The 1st poster says how he would kill the 2nd using stealth. Then, the 2nd has to say how he would protect against that, then, how they would stealh kill the next.

I'll start.

I snap your neck.



P.S. your kills can be ridiculous, ex: I rip off your head and crap in your throat.

 

[the Tadman]

I am a slug, I have no neck.

As you take you're morning tea, I sneak up behind and begin pummeling you with the search bar.
"For fucks sake, use it!"

 

[StormSmash]

In defence I'd ALT+F4...

For you I'll sneak into your house, then re-stuff your pc chair with C4 which is connected to your power button of your PC/Lappy.

"Welcome to Windo... BOOM"

 

[the Tadman]

My visiting cousin starts the PC before me. As I make myself a sandwich I hear a very loud KABOOM!

I nuke you're house.

 

[Sporky111]

I note how a nuke is in no way stealthy, then inform you that I was nowhere near my house.

I stab a knife between your ribs.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I thought ahead and replaced the blade earlier-on with pudding.

I send a replica of myself charging at you with a battle axe whilst I sit half mile away with a sniper rifle and shoot you in the head.

 

[Neonbob]

I have placed thousands of fans in front of me for miles while you slept.
When you shoot, the bullet is blown off course, and you hit a toddler.
Nice shot.

I hack into your home defense system, and you are locked in your bathroom for three weeks.

 

[Cpt. Red]

I don't have a home defence system... or a bathroom...

I come riding a flying shark that will eat you... in a sneaky way...

 

[Neonbob]

I pay attention to my sonar, and move out of the way as you fly towards me, and into a busy intersection.

I replace your immunization with cultured ebola virus.

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

What's an immunization, surely I don't have one of those. So obviously I'm not harmed.

I poison your morning coffee.

 

[Quotation Marx]

I drink a cup of tea instead.

I create a network of tunnels underneath your entire country, rig them with explosives, and push the button from a tower just outside the danger.

 

[Neonbob]

I had a company pour tons of cement into a massive hole I found.
They kept pouring until your tunnels were filled, and the explosives were all swept to the ends of your tunnels.
Nice try, though.

I put cyanide in your milk jug.

 

[SteakHeart]

I skip Breakfast. and milk.

I shoot you with a tranq dart, then throw you in the ocean.

 

[Neonbob]

My metabolism gets me a quick trip thought your drug, and then I get a ride back to land from a dolphin.

I coat all your belongings in a contact neurotoxin while you sleep.

 

[SteakHeart]

My cat licks it all away. And lives.

I go Sam Fisher on your sorry butt.

 

[Neonbob]

I go Wolverine on yours.

I fill your house with sarin gas.

 

[Souplex]

I leap through the walls, (Looney tunes style) grab you by the intestines and strangle you with them.

I rip out all of your sensory organs so that I don't have to bother with stealth.

 

[Neonbob]

I get bionic replacements that enhance my senses.

I fill your bedroom with electrified razor wire.

 

[The Great Zegrool]

I have a rubber wire cutter, so I'm safe.

I rick-roll you incessantly.

 

[SteakHeart]

I love getting rickrolled.

I sic my cat on you while you masurbate.