Steam Won't Work :(

[Fooz]

whenever i try to load up steam, i get this come up:

then nothing happens on the update bar, then it is followed by this:

now i have tried restarting my PC, deleting my clientregistry.blob , changing the start up options in the steam.exe file etc, nothing has worked

and it has only started happening ever since i swapped ISP's so im thinking that has to be some sort of link

but Origin still works fine, it connects and runs perfectly if that means anything here

 

[Fooz]

come on, somebody must have an idea...

 

[saintdane05]

I have no idea, but allow me to go off topic for a moment...

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ORGIN! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

There. You can punch me now.

 

[Fooz]

I have no idea, but allow me to go off topic for a moment...

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ORGIN! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

There. You can punch me now.

*punches saintdane05 in the shin and farts in his general direction*

i feel better now

 

[saintdane05]

S

I have no idea, but allow me to go off topic for a moment...

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ORGIN! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

There. You can punch me now.

*punches saintdane05 in the shin and farts in his general direction*

i feel better now

Sorry, here is a picture to make up for it (and make you go DAAAAWWWW!)
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=fluttershy+juicebox&num=10&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=u-kUIDLSdwfrHM:&imgrefurl=http://orangepegasus.deviantart.com/favourites/%3Fcatpath%3D/&docid=_UAjJiZmg1N6UM&imgurl=http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/150/i/2011/314/0/4/filly_fluttershy_with_juicebox_by_esipode-d4fo1ru.png&w=150&h=150&ei=7hbUTtCgO4vegQe8i4WRAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=721&vpy=177&dur=2727&hovh=120&hovw=120&tx=149&ty=100&sig=108904083308859006936&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=116&tbnw=116&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0

 

[Fooz]

S

I have no idea, but allow me to go off topic for a moment...

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ORGIN! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

There. You can punch me now.

*punches saintdane05 in the shin and farts in his general direction*

i feel better now

Sorry, here is a picture to make up for it (and make you go DAAAAWWWW!)
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=fluttershy+juicebox&num=10&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=u-kUIDLSdwfrHM:&imgrefurl=http://orangepegasus.deviantart.com/favourites/%3Fcatpath%3D/&docid=_UAjJiZmg1N6UM&imgurl=http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/150/i/2011/314/0/4/filly_fluttershy_with_juicebox_by_esipode-d4fo1ru.png&w=150&h=150&ei=7hbUTtCgO4vegQe8i4WRAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=721&vpy=177&dur=2727&hovh=120&hovw=120&tx=149&ty=100&sig=108904083308859006936&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=116&tbnw=116&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0

that picture only makes me want to fart in your general direction again lol

 

[teqrevisited]

Well I was going to suggest the clientregistry.blob thingy. It's lost on me. Are you using a new router? It might be getting blocked, that's all I can think of.

 

[Fooz]

Well I was going to suggest the clientregistry.blob thingy. It's lost on me. Are you using a new router? It might be getting blocked, that's all I can think of.

yes i am, how would i go about unblocking it? if it is blocking it that is

 

[teqrevisited]

yes i am, how would i go about unblocking it? if it is blocking it that is

Try either forwarding the required ports or it might have its own firewall that blocks unspecified services. I know mine has a list of services that are always allowed through to any internal address.

Spoiler: Client ports

Steam Client

UDP 27000 to 27015 inclusive (Game client traffic)
UDP 27015 to 27030 inclusive (Typically Matchmaking and HLTV)
TCP 27014 to 27050 inclusive (Steam downloads)
UDP 4380

 

[Fooz]

yes i am, how would i go about unblocking it? if it is blocking it that is

Try either forwarding the required ports or it might have its own firewall that blocks unspecified services. I know mine has a list of services that are always allowed through to any internal address.

Spoiler: Client ports

Steam Client

UDP 27000 to 27015 inclusive (Game client traffic)
UDP 27015 to 27030 inclusive (Typically Matchmaking and HLTV)
TCP 27014 to 27050 inclusive (Steam downloads)
UDP 4380

sorry but im a bit of a noob, how would i go about doing that?

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

yes i am, how would i go about unblocking it? if it is blocking it that is

Try either forwarding the required ports or it might have its own firewall that blocks unspecified services. I know mine has a list of services that are always allowed through to any internal address.

Spoiler: Client ports

Steam Client

UDP 27000 to 27015 inclusive (Game client traffic)
UDP 27015 to 27030 inclusive (Typically Matchmaking and HLTV)
TCP 27014 to 27050 inclusive (Steam downloads)
UDP 4380

sorry but im a bit of a noob, how would i go about doing that?

http://portforward.com/

Find your type of router in there and follow the instructions.

I still think you'd be better off sending a ticket to steam, though.

 

[Simon Pettersson]

Port forward.
Disable your antivirus/firewall and start steam, it has worked for me sometimes.
Other then that I just keep trying. it usually starts working after a few times be sure you are not having something that´s interfering with steam.

 

[Xariat]

uninstall steam
download new steam installer
reinstall steam again.

if not try their tech support