Stereotype yourself!
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Well, I'm just sitting here in my igloo drinking beer next to my pets, a polar bear, a beaver, and a moose. And I'm really sorry if I posted this before somebody else eh? Like really sorry. Well, I have to go chop wood in a blizzard while my wife makes crepes, maple syrup and poutine before hockey. I had better put on my toque eh? Anybody want to come over and talk about moderate politcs, no such things as extreme around here eh? Does anybody need any money eh?
Now I do reckon that thar's a damn'n'dandy idea. Maybe I'll give you mine after I go n' lynch a few darkies and rape some yank sumbitch silly.
(That's to say I'm from the deep south. I do not have any intention of lynching or raping anyone, and I doubt I ever will. Please, do not take that the wrong way.)
(That's to say I'm from the deep south. I do not have any intention of lynching or raping anyone, and I doubt I ever will. Please, do not take that the wrong way.)
New Zealand.
I regularly have sex with sheep, drink strange beer, say 'yeah right, bro, fuck up ow g' every few seconds and am apparently Australian.
That's what you get for living in a shitty country like this. Me want Singapore.
I regularly have sex with sheep, drink strange beer, say 'yeah right, bro, fuck up ow g' every few seconds and am apparently Australian.
That's what you get for living in a shitty country like this. Me want Singapore.
Thanks. Jeez, five pages...Alumit said:
Also, to all you Brits drinkin your sissy beer, you need to try some good old Murrican horse-filtered Budweiser. Beer ain't sposed to taste good!
As an elitist Northern liberal, I take everything the wrong way. I also favor abolishing money in favor of shiny pebbles.HT_Black said:
I dunno why los stoopid pollutishans let u peeple in. America is just fine witout u. Our awsum Hollywood movies kick the crap outta yer pansy ones! Guns an essplosions an hot chicks! Comon! Get wit the program! Geez America pwnz u noobs! Socialism is for ******. Capitulzm rox! Now weres a pansy emo ***** I can wail on? I ned too feed my manly impulses. All this taking about you stoopid people is makin me feel girly.
(Not me exactly. Wanted to do a "stereotypical" American male. I think you can dissect it well enough without my help.
Thanks OP! That was fun! My sincerest apologies if that offends anybody. Hard to do it right without being confrontational.)
I'm a blue-collar Canadian, so I own a pickup moose. My pantry shelves consist of only Maple Syrup to keep me strong and energized while shovelling snow from my driveway twice a day. The work is tricky, but if I ever collapse from exhaustion i'll be instantly saved by the power of Free Healthcare; Then whenever I feel like leaving the hospital, I'll just take my lucky red toque and my curling rocks, and i'll be perfectly healthy to raise my hopeful two children, teaching them the alphabet from A to Z'd. I just hope they understand what i'm talking aboot.
Okay, enough of that.
Okay, enough of that.
Today I woke up at 5:30am and went to get my Starbucks coffee before a long 15 hour day of work. My career and portfolio is looking better by the week. Meanwhile I noticed that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have been seeing each other again. I guess there was some big earthquake somewhere far away (on the other side of the world, the third world) and many people are starving so I donated $1 at lunch to the "Feed a dying black child's family for a month for $1" foundation. I support the troops because they are fighting the Evil Doers and spreading justice in a land filled with people who kill and behead random Americans everyday. This evening I decided to play a videogame on my laptop and complain about traffic and how much worse life is getting in this terrible economy. It's also hard to understand why some people are so much stupider than me, especially people without a job.
Can you guess who I am?
Haha that's not really me... but of course I keep with the "Stereotype" theme
Can you guess who I am?
Haha that's not really me... but of course I keep with the "Stereotype" theme
