Stereotype yourself!

[Krion_Vark]

My stereo-type would probably have to be Should become a priest or a monk so I don't have to deal with getting a girlfriend/getting married. Quite frankly I do want one but for some reason no girl really wants to go out with me. My friends who are somewhat like me but they have actually had girlfriends have come up with that they only go for nice guys when they want to start to try and settle down a bit.

 

[mettle_edge]

I'm weird. Described as a general anime/gamer nerd, but I suppose for something more specific I would have to go with engineering geek. oh, I loves me the smell of burning metal, the lines of code, the sight of a fancy pair of calipers and oscilloscopes, building robots for hell of it and then watching your creations come to life.... ahhh.

Anyways, for geographical stereotypes.... I'm from Alabama, the end.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I live close to Boston, so I must drop all my R's...I'm scene, so I must be a total attention whore...I have a small group of friends so I must be a loner.

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

Once I had ushered the polar bears to run in their giant wheels which power my igloo, I noticed this thread of threads. Of course this was all after my job as a lumberjack, where I still haven't heard aboot anything called a 'chain saw'. Axes for me, eh? As I sat here, sipping my liter of Molson Canadian, I wondered aboot what made us Canadians. I got nothin', but I really don't care aboot that, eh.

 

[Volkade]

I guess I'd be a headbanger or metal head. But my national stereotype?
I spend the early hours of the morning playing rugby, after doing a little dance on the field. I'll swear at some Australian sports fans because I think they cheat, regardless of evidence. For lunch I'll go out and have sux fush n' a scoop a chups. At the evening I'll retire to the farm to spend some "quality" time with my livestock. Oh and somewhere I brag about how awesome Lord of the Rings is.

If I missed out any other New Zealand Stereotypes let me know.

 

[Naheal]

Well, I shot some gay guy the other day, decided to protest the idea of any form of reform the other day, and was preaching to some poor soul on how he needs to change his ways and accept Christ or he'll burn in hell. Also, decided to start fixing up my bike when my chain broke off of my leathers and fell into... you know what, screw it.

I'm an American Liberal Christian who grew up as a biker kid, enjoys his games, and would like it very much if people would just quit being complete idiots in politics.

 

[legion431]

G'day mate. Just sitting here in front of the barbie, prawns are coming along beautiful. Bloody crocodiles tried to take me Vegemite but I chased em away with my cricket bat.

 

[Crystalite]

Halt! No tasty Schweinebraten? To a meal with Sauerkraut and Bier you always need a nice Braten!
And now excuse me, I have to finish my Sauerbraten, then grab my Stahlhelm and report to my officier.
That russian bear cavalry is breaking through our Panzerlines!

Was?
I can´t wait to get there!
Unfortunatly the Schweinebraten was burnt to bad to be eaten, because I forgot time pouring over the formulare I need to fill out to be allowed to buy some Oil for the Panzerketten.

 

[Hookman]

Depends how deep into the stereotype you want to go.
If you're just gonna stick with being from England then that is bally well spiffing with me, as I was saying to the Duke of Edinburgh during our weekly squash match and fox hunt, TALLY-HO!
However, I'm also from Liverpool which means I listen to the Beatles 24/7, have 5 lovechildren by the age of 20, drink at least 15 bevvies a day and end every sentence with the word 'La'.

 

[Au Naturel.]

Well, I'm sitting in my igloo while floating in the middle of the ocean on a slab of floating ice with my polar bear and beaver! Don't worry aboot it, I'll be okay as long as I have my maple syurp, eh!

 

[dantheman931]

Man, such a shame this thread died (although I'm flattered it went for six pages--I didn't think it would last more than one or two when I created it). I just reread it, and I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. You guys are the best!

 

[badgersprite]

So I was riding on my motorcycle wearing a mixture of plaid and leather, my hair (with random shaved bits) blowing in the wind when my sense of humourlessness alerted me to an oppressive member of the patriarchy nearby. I then proceeded to shake my fist at him and tell him that he was a chauvinist misogynist and get offended by every single word he said, including articles like "a" or "the" which serve no purpose other than to reinforce bourgeois notions of individuality.

But I couldn't stay for long since I had to get back to leading the gay pride march.

 

[Floggo]

Australian alcoholic/swear-oholic.

 

[Quaxar]

So I just came back from fighting off the giant venomous spider-kangaroo hybrids the gouvernment has unleashed to keep people away from pg18 games and accidentally spot this thread so I had to post.

Oh wait, that's Australia.

 

[tigermilk]

Free the nonces-man hating-self loathing about my white skin-supporter of top heavy liberal beurocracies-tree hugging-vegan-lit fag.

Yup, I consider myself left wing.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Sitting in my tenement conveniently located next to a forest of leprechauns i saw this topic. After grabbing the nearest Guinness from my father, (he treats all 8 of us Catholic dóte báins so well) i tried to think of what makes us Irish. While thinking my brother Éamon clubbed a Protestant to death with a hurl and we danced to tin-whistles and bodhrans. Outside my window are the sights of hundreds of gloriously fire-haired men and women hugging the shade, protecting their freckled skin from the harsh light.

Hmmm, i think i could've done better and i may be leaving somethings out, but that's about it.. Woo irish pride.

You forgot all about potatoes!

 

[iphonerose]

Sitting in my tenement conveniently located next to a forest of leprechauns i saw this topic. After grabbing the nearest Guinness from my father, (he treats all 8 of us Catholic dóte báins so well) i tried to think of what makes us Irish. While thinking my brother Éamon clubbed a Protestant to death with a hurl and we danced to tin-whistles and bodhrans. Outside my window are the sights of hundreds of gloriously fire-haired men and women hugging the shade, protecting their freckled skin from the harsh light.

Hmmm, i think i could've done better and i may be leaving somethings out, but that's about it.. Woo irish pride.

Bejaysus, a bit of cabbage and bacon or a stew could have went well with those potatoes you left out! Mary and Paddy cook a mean (pronounced mane) stew. you've gotta check this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq3tq6qfmj8

 

[Garrsus]

erm, im a nerd who listens to deathcore and drinks tea (i am english) chubby, fairly strong, fairly fit (apart from being chubby), who is also insane. what the hell have i became?!

 

[penguindude42]

Well... I'm from Nova Scotia, so I suppose I'm a fisherman or a farmer who LOVES driving 20km+ below the speed limit on the 101 in the Annapolis Valley, plays a shitload of hockey and drinks a lot.

And don't you dare call me a damn Newfie. o.o


Haha, clever idea mate. Peace~

Albertans sure are weird, eh?

And dun get me talkin' aboot them Newfies, eh?

Man, I'm out o' coffee. Bettah 'ead t' the Timmies, eh?

-tom

 

[Mutough]

Asshole.