Stereotype yourself!
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72 virgins here I come!!!! *blows up*
Today is the day I hop the fence and get into America!
I'm hungry...too bad there's no food and no medicine for my AIDS
(I am a Pakistani/Indian and Mexican Muslim from Africa)
72 virgins here I come!!!! *blows up*
Today is the day I hop the fence and get into America!
I'm hungry...too bad there's no food and no medicine for my AIDS
(I am a Pakistani/Indian and Mexican Muslim from Africa)
Country-wise? Well, after going to get some fast food in my gas-guzzling car, I head home to watch mindless, idiotic TV, followed by complaining about all of the people that are ruining 'merica. It is prounounced " 'merica", by the way. Apparently.
Personally-wise? If I had to choose one? Eh, punk, I guess. I fit the stereotypical image, since I have multiple tattoos and piercings, and my only pair of shoes that I ever wear are my (super comfy and feet-protecting) Doc Martens. The type of music that I listen to partially does, too. Oh, and I've sometimes dyed my super short, choppy hair blue/purple/green etc. Female, btw.
However, my iPod contains about half Ramones etc. and half showtunes/soundtracks/video game music. I am a theater and gamer nerd. I'm a stereotype-mutt.
Personally-wise? If I had to choose one? Eh, punk, I guess. I fit the stereotypical image, since I have multiple tattoos and piercings, and my only pair of shoes that I ever wear are my (super comfy and feet-protecting) Doc Martens. The type of music that I listen to partially does, too. Oh, and I've sometimes dyed my super short, choppy hair blue/purple/green etc. Female, btw.
However, my iPod contains about half Ramones etc. and half showtunes/soundtracks/video game music. I am a theater and gamer nerd. I'm a stereotype-mutt.
However, it's properly spelled "Murrica." Then again, as a fellow Murrican, I can hardly read bathroom symbols without my lips moving, so maybe I'm not the best judge...Aetera said:
Crikey! What a bonza idea mate!
I'll just stop eating my Vegemite toast and meat pie with tomato sauce, of course I'm also drinking fosters, and try to think of some aussie things to do. I'd be easier if I wasn't typing this during my commute via kangaroo to the boomerang factory (which is on the beach).
After work I'll hear down the pub with Stevo, Davo and Shirly (top sheila she is) and drink some more fosters before playing Aussie rules and surfing.
Then I'll ride my roo home (dodging all the snakes and drop bears) to sleep in a hammock under a corrugated iron roof surrounded by cane toads in a thunder storm.
(I do eat an awful lot of Vegemite. The rest is a lie. But it will probably rain tonight.)
I'll just stop eating my Vegemite toast and meat pie with tomato sauce, of course I'm also drinking fosters, and try to think of some aussie things to do. I'd be easier if I wasn't typing this during my commute via kangaroo to the boomerang factory (which is on the beach).
After work I'll hear down the pub with Stevo, Davo and Shirly (top sheila she is) and drink some more fosters before playing Aussie rules and surfing.
Then I'll ride my roo home (dodging all the snakes and drop bears) to sleep in a hammock under a corrugated iron roof surrounded by cane toads in a thunder storm.
(I do eat an awful lot of Vegemite. The rest is a lie. But it will probably rain tonight.)
Lives in Northern California -> is a liberal (more or less true), smokes pot (on occasion), possibly has long hair (true)
Liberal, has long hair -> is a hippy (not true), is gay (not true)
long hair -> is emo (nope)
Long hair, quiet, and favors dark clothes -> goth (not true), into satanism/cults (not neccesarily true)
Is Irish -> is an alcoholic (I can't stand the taste of beer)
Liberal, has long hair -> is a hippy (not true), is gay (not true)
long hair -> is emo (nope)
Long hair, quiet, and favors dark clothes -> goth (not true), into satanism/cults (not neccesarily true)
Is Irish -> is an alcoholic (I can't stand the taste of beer)
Every morning, I rise from my tipi and greet the sun with a morning ritual. Then me and the rest of the tribe jump on our horses and ride out after the buffalo. Along the way, we spot some strange people that are not from our tribe, so we kidnap them. After hunting and killing a great many buffalo, we bring back the meat and our captives to the village. Sitting Dove prepares the meat, while Tall Tree prepares the sacrificial ritual. We pray to our heathen gods, while rubbing paint all over ourselves and dancing around in a circle wildly, clapping our hands over our mouths and yelling in tongues. Then we sacrifice the captives, smoke a lot of peyote, and run around with feathers on our heads.
As a native Marylander, I have an unnatural affinity for blue crabs with Old Bay (I stir that shit in my coffee). I also exemplify that weird conflation of "redneck" and "wealthy jackass" that only native Marylanders seem able to achieve.Leemaster777 said:
No need to clarify. The whole point of this exercise is that national stereotypes are ridiculous, so we know you're not really like that. No worries.Naheal said:
Today, I went and made fun of some homosexuals. Then I went back to fishing.
I'm Norwegian, btw. That's all I know about the majority of the country.
I'm Norwegian, btw. That's all I know about the majority of the country.
I'm a Tasmanian, (the weenie little island south of the Australian mainland) that means i have two heads and can survive sub 0 kelvin, soon i am going to go surfing after having a barbecue, and after that I'm going to stroll up the mountain while wearing an akubra hat and a billy ready to boil. all while saying 'strewth' and 'ripper' a lot.
*Bow*
I'm descent of Asian. Engrish me good at not. High glades schoor. Doctol age 9. Big neld yes. Big anime fan yes. Awkald sociar skirrs. Have grasses. Rive on intelnet. Eat flied lice.
*Bow*
Good lord was that torturous to type out.
I'm descent of Asian. Engrish me good at not. High glades schoor. Doctol age 9. Big neld yes. Big anime fan yes. Awkald sociar skirrs. Have grasses. Rive on intelnet. Eat flied lice.
*Bow*
Good lord was that torturous to type out.
Awkward, overweight, geeky American teenager. Yea, that pretty much sums it up. Kind of like Barry from American Dad just more intelligent. A lot more.
dam keyboard and english langage, too complcat'd for me. why do i hav to learn in scool anyway, its stupd. moj jezyk jest latwiejszy y moje rodzice nie dbaja o angielski jezyk. dey drink belvedere all the tim neways.
I tried embracing my race's stereotype but it's pretty hard when I'm the exact opposite. Also, I was born in "Murrica" but my parents were both natives of Poland. And I know how to read, speak, and write it.
I tried embracing my race's stereotype but it's pretty hard when I'm the exact opposite. Also, I was born in "Murrica" but my parents were both natives of Poland. And I know how to read, speak, and write it.