Let see here:
I'm a guy that can think with my brain ('the ugly truth' poster lies!)
I'm a gamer yet I have a life
I'm a gamer yet I play sports (this one makes people laugh, I don't know why)
I live in the Southern U.S.A and like hockey more than football
I don't live in a trailer park in the Southern U.S.A
I'm not a redneck in the Southern U.S.A.
I'm not a racist republican, just normal republican
I'm a geek with some social skills (they may not be the best, but I've seen much,much,much worse)
I play tuba and I'm not fat
I play tabletop games AND console rpgs
I believe that Creationism and Evolutionism can be connected.
Oh, and I'm an American but I cheered for the Canadian hockey team during the Olympics (go Brodeur).
I hate the transformers movies (the live action ones) but still have an optimis prime from every series (including the bay-formers).