Stolen Pixels #103: Left 4 Dumb, Part 19

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Maybe Linkin Park were sponsoring this particular strip? Though I'm as baffled as anyone as to how she can get a papercut in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Maybe she was writing a postcard to her family in a barricade: "Wish you weren't here..."
 

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*Sigh, that is my only regret in missing out on L4D and getting L4D2.

Farewell Zoey whatever her last name is.
 

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Lord_Ascendant said:
Cortheya said:
Lord_Ascendant said:
Oy...Those guys are incorrigible...
Big words...Big words....well you're a FLEEBLOTRONE!!!OH SEE I CAN MAKE UP WORDS TOO
Incorrigible is a word actually http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/incorrigible
yeah i know i figured it would be but still
 

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My roommate hasn't gone all Science! on it, but he's noted that he does seem to get healed a ton more in pick-up games than when it's just friends. He always plays Zoey when he has the choice.
 

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Satin6T said:
psh I heal everybody if they need it

I guess that makes me a bi-healer
Wow. Kinky.

Lol as ever, and to answer the age old question of how do you get a papercut in the middle of a zombie horde.
stompythebeast said:
HardRockSamurai said:
Wait a minute. They're trapped in an infected city; surrounded by broken buildings, burning cars, and constantly pursued by zombie hordes.

HOW ON EARTH DID SHE GET A PAPERCUT???
shit happens.
Tru' dat dawg.
 

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lesterley said:
I wish Valve would make a Left4Dead team that consisted of 3 WOMEN and one guy.

Imagine shooting zombies in the face with a shotgun, using an avatar that looks like your grandmother.

After being attacked by the Boomer, Grandma Zombie Killer would kindly tell you to go wash your hands.

THAT would be awesome!
Leslee
That would so work in L4D2 with the New Orleans setting. "Now clean that up boy, and I'll make you some jambalya and cornbread."

Now I'm hungry.
 

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If it is a bleeding paper cut then her health will eventually go down to 1 and she won't be able to walk as fast. GET TO IT BILL!

Zand88 said:
Joke was already done by everyone who has played L4D.
Just sayin'.
c'mon, you know it's true.
 

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randommaster said:
Also, I like how Zoey's face is slightly amused instead of a mask of RAGING ANGER!!!!
Raging anger, or slightly irritated.. or unfresh.. or constipated. It still looks pretty B^U to me.
 

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Susan Arendt said:
I do, however, feel Zoey's pain.
I got some spare bandages that can take care of that, if you'd just stand still a sec. Susan? Hey wait, where are you going?
 

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I heard someone calling "medic!" and came as fast as I could. Dial 911 for my ambulance of lovin'.

Cough.

That aside, we need more of this nitpicking, Shamus. Female roles in gaming are messed up enough as it is without the female characters getting special treatment from fools who think there's some 0.1% chance of scoring a much-needed girlfriend.

It's definitely true that if you're clever enough to call yourself a girl in Counter Strike, you can sometimes get a flock of nerds in your team that will protect you... or at least function as a distraction while you get all the kills.
 

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Never understood the big Zoey obsession. Maybe its because I never really was able to be sexually attracted to a video game character. It could also be the enormous zit that is on her head for some reason.
 

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Zand88 said:
randommaster said:
Also, I like how Zoey's face is slightly amused instead of a mask of RAGING ANGER!!!!
Raging anger, or slightly irritated.. or unfresh.. or constipated. It still looks pretty B^U to me.
Or you could turn it around and get U^B.

I have no idea what this would be, though. Maybe a cyclopse with buck-teeth?