Stolen Pixels #132: Special Guest: Master Chief

[hopeneverdies]

I don't agree with the statement about the corridors though, Halo games have always been known for giving the player a descent level of space.

The Library, oh God, the Library

 

[Vrex360]

I don't agree with the statement about the corridors though, Halo games have always been known for giving the player a descent level of space.

The Library, oh God, the Library

Yeah okay, you got me there. The Library was absolute HELL... but it was a spacious hell nonetheless.

 

[Blind0bserver]

A couple of my earlier comics on Champions Online seemed to ruffle some feathers, so I thought I'd make this nice, friendly comic which will appeal to everyone and not offend anyone at all.

Heheehheeh. Bad Shamus.

*Whistles innocently*

See, what you need to do now is bring in the lead from ODST and interview him and just wait for everything to divulge into an episode of "Jerry Springer".

 

[paragon1]

A couple of my earlier comics on Champions Online seemed to ruffle some feathers, so I thought I'd make this nice, friendly comic which will appeal to everyone and not offend anyone at all.

Heheehheeh. Bad Shamus.

*Whistles innocently*

I hope everyone remembered to pack their flame shields. This thread is the equivalent of a pile of firecrackers that have been soaked in gasoline, and then set up in the town square. And it's free matches day.

 

[oppp7]

Thank you for pointing out that the year end line-up thing is retarded. I'm going to go make a thread complaining about it... (search bar...)

 

[WafflesToo]

ROFLMAO! This sounds like every debate over that stupid game I've every heard or participated in.

Now, about those free matches;
I enjoyed CE but find it overrated, 2 was skitzophrenic and stupid, 3 was a letdown, and ODST should have been a $20 DLC.

 

[somekindarobot]

The Strongbad comment made my day.

Dear Master Chief,

How do you type with MJORLNIR cybernetic power armor on?

 

[sanzo]

The Strongbad comment made my day.

Me too; that was awesome

 

[Anton P. Nym]

Now just imagine the Chief talking like Microsoft Sam. EPIC WIN

Arby 'n' the chief much?

Sadface.

Thanks for the strip, Shamus, t'was a hoot!

-- Steve

 

[WindKnight]

I don't agree with the statement about the corridors though, Halo games have always been known for giving the player a descent level of space.

The Library, oh God, the Library

Yeah okay, you got me there. The Library was absolute HELL... but it was a spacious hell nonetheless.

As someone who found the repetitive scenery not too bad in Halo (at the risk of sounding like a fanboy, it did give me more sense of immersion at certain points, and felt logical for the most part) the library was pure repetitive pain on a stick.

 

[johnman]

I alwasy find halo hating funny, I dont hate the game itself but I love attacks on the fanboys who try to argue its more than average.

 

[Arisato-kun]

Haha it's funny cause it's true. Awesome comic Shamus.

 

[Fearzone]

There is no such thing as bad press.

...by that I was referring to the Champions Online remark which didn't get quoted (probably from me hitting the wrong button; I'm at work so I'm on the iPhone =p).

 

[TheNoirGuy]

I don't agree with the statement about the corridors though, Halo games have always been known for giving the player a descent level of space.

The Library, oh God, the Library

Yeah okay, you got me there. The Library was absolute HELL... but it was a spacious hell nonetheless.

As someone who found the repetitive scenery not too bad in Halo (at the risk of sounding like a fanboy, it did give me more sense of immersion at certain points, and felt logical for the most part) the library was pure repetitive pain on a stick.

I never played 3 or odst, but half of 1 and 2 was going through corridors...and then backtracking through the same corridors when you ad to repel the flood.

Great comic. Master chief is remotely controlled by the head of Microsoft?

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Ooh edgy. Although, that is pretty much how all conversations I've had about Halo have gone.

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

I've never looked at Stolen Pixels before.

And I probably won't look at it again.

0/10 on the trolling, kid.

Good idea. Probably won't come to the escapist anymore either.

Making fun of halo is so cool. You aren't cool on the internet unless you tell a bunch of people you'll never meet that you don't like halo.

Chances are most of you motherfuckers are just butthurt that halo actual was a success in the game world. Why that offends you I don't know, but then again everyone on this website takes large amount of cock from all the editors who think they're so much better than everyone else because they enjoy what they seem to call a "refined gaming experience." Seems the barbaric masses aren't good enough for them.

Believe it or not I don't own any halo games, It's not even my favorite game.

And I'll say it before anyone else has too. /ban

And one last ditty for all of you.


America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it?s the dream that we all share; it?s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

 

[samsonguy920]

I is sad that this didn't end with Master Chief teabagging Breen. [cue sniffles]

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Oh lord that was...um well funny first and foremost and you definitely hit the nail on the head. Is it warm in here or is that just me?

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Chances are most of you motherfuckers are just butthurt that halo actual was a success in the game world. Why that offends you I don't know, but then again everyone on this website takes large amount of cock from all the editors who think they're so much better than everyone else because they enjoy what they seem to call a "refined gaming experience." Seems the barbaric masses aren't good enough for them.

As weird as you bursting into the Team America song is, I still partially agree with you. The feeling I've had from day one on this website is constant, insufferable smugness. Yahtzee is the obvious choice, but that's the entire point of him. But look at Shamus Young's avatar. Just look at it. Stare into the face of a man who wouldn't look more self-satisfied if he had just learnt to felate himself.

I still don't see where the joke is. Is it supposed to make us wonder whether fanboys are such a big problem in the face of haters? Perhaps the fanboys wouldn't have to spew sentences like these if it weren't for the fact they're forced to justify their purchase every five minutes they're online. What? Is the joke that fanboys are obnoxious? That they're always trying to force excuses and opinions on other people? That's not a joke. That's reality.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this, but these forums are the bane of my existence anyway.