Stolen Pixels #152: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 1

[similar.squirrel]

I must remember to use that 'can I ingest..' line this Christmas..

 

[WhiteTigerShiro]

I've never had Eggnog, what's it taste like anyway?

Imagine if you were to take Heaven and convert it into a liquid state.

 

[WaderiAAA]

Lol, metro is awesome.

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

You know, I used to think the Shamus Young and his Stolen Pixels were quite funny. Then I read this comic, and his disparaging of Eggnog. Now I think Shamus Young needs to be strapped to a Christmas tree and force fed eggnog 'til is pours out of every orifice.

Such is the punishment for insulting the divine beverage that is Eggnog!

Oh yeah! I hate eggnog, I think it needs to go to hell for how bad it tastes.

NAIL ME TO A CROSS AND CRUCIFIX ME!

 

[Grayjack]

I hate normal eggnog, but I would definitely ingest some Combine eggnog.

 

[Starke]

What is wrong with Judith's pants in that last shot?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

...
What's eggnog?

 

[Copter400]

Combine Eggnog? Gimme that. It seems volatile enough to make an Eggnog Molotov.

I am now going to be intensely disappointed if this doesn't appear in the next game.

...
What's eggnog?

It's like milk, cream, sugar and raw egg. The eggs are beaten, but not cooked, so you can understand where the squick part comes in. Heh, it's kind of like the Christmas beverage of Rocky Balboa.

 

[Gaderael]

You know, I used to think the Shamus Young and his Stolen Pixels were quite funny. Then I read this comic, and his disparaging of Eggnog. Now I think Shamus Young needs to be strapped to a Christmas tree and force fed eggnog 'til is pours out of every orifice.

Such is the punishment for insulting the divine beverage that is Eggnog!

Oh yeah! I hate eggnog, I think it needs to go to hell for how bad it tastes.

NAIL ME TO A CROSS AND CRUCIFIX ME!

Okay then, just let me get the 2x4's. Now where did I put those railroad spikes?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Combine Eggnog? Gimme that. It seems volatile enough to make an Eggnog Molotov.

I am now going to be intensely disappointed if this doesn't appear in the next game.

...
What's eggnog?

It's like milk, cream, sugar and raw egg. The eggs are beaten, but not cooked, so you can understand where the squick part comes in. Heh, it's kind of like the Christmas beverage of Rocky Balboa.

That sounds like something I'd never want to meet.

 

[SageRuffin]

I just had a bad memory about a syrup-chugging contest me and my coworkers had...

 

[SilverZ]

What? Shamus doesn't like eggnog?

BLASPHEMY!

blasphemy? THIS IS EGGNOG!

 

[SilverZ]

Lol, metro is awesome.

thats not metro

 

[13lackfriday]

Actually the Combine have their digestive systems removed too so there's not much point in injecting it either.

...Maybe they could just sort of waft it...