Stolen Pixels #154: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 3

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Stolen Pixels #154: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 3

The Combine may be evil, but at least they're evil and inclusive.

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HardRockSamurai

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You know, if that one guard would've just said "holiday beating," we would've avoided all this.

Silly, inefficient Combine...
 

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HardRockSamurai said:
You know, if that one guard would've just said "holiday beating," we would've avoided all this.

Silly, inefficient Combine...
Yeah, but then they can't really get into the spirit. I mean, what would you prefer: a vague, non-cheerful, "holiday" beating, or a beating tailor-made to your religious preference?
 

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Now I'm going to spend the entire day thinking about head crabs and beatings.

How festive!

Leslee
 

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LOLOLOL
that was so awesome!
im to assume this is the last of them?
superb funny though!
 

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Heh, even the Overwatch have to toe the political correctness line... :D

Merry Christmas everybody!
 

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HardRockSamurai said:
You know, if that one guard would've just said "holiday beating," we would've avoided all this.

Silly, inefficient Combine...
But when the jack-booted thugs of a harsh global alien occupation force take time out of their busy day of delivering terror and oppression to personally single me out... well, that just gives me the warm fuzzies, you know?

On this holiday, may we all receive the beatings so thoughtfully provided to us by our benefactors.
 

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That's just pure hilarity. "Happy Chanukah, mingebag!" Tee hee hee hee hee.

TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Seasons greetings, accept your beatings.
You sir, deserve a cookie.

tmujir955 said:
Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?
New Year's beating, DUH!
wooty said:
Haha, mingebag, insult of the week or what?
It's a reference to Concerned #51.
 
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That was glorious.
Beatings for all!

Merry Christmas everyone. I love you guys :D

tmujir955 said:
Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?
He would just get beaten normally.
Or attacked by bears.