Stolen Pixels #154: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 3

[Jared]

Excellent! Well, at least City 17 Overwatch are equal opportunities!

 

[The Great JT]

And a merry season's beatings to our brave Combine oppressors! Now please tell AY-392 to power down the stunstick.

 

[Wandrecanada]

I appreciate the addition of the Darwin fish and humbly accept my season's beating.

OW!

 

[Teh_Doomage]

That's just great.

 

[Dectilon]

This is actually more clever than it may appear at first glance. Religion is such a sensitive political topic that it's become a shield for various deucebags to hide behind when committing acts of violence.

 

[Shamus Young]

That's just pure hilarity. "Happy Chanukah, mingebag!" Tee hee hee hee hee.

Seasons greetings, accept your beatings.

You sir, deserve a cookie.

Spoiler: A whole plate of them, actually.

Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?

New Year's beating, DUH!

Haha, mingebag, insult of the week or what?

It's a reference to Concerned #51.

Actually, both are a reference to Garry's mod, where your default name is "mingebag".

(And I think, deathmatch Half-Life 2 may also have done this. I only played it once and no longer remember.)

 

[Sewblon]

Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?

He gets a secular beating, its the same as a regular beating except he isn't allowed to say "dear God this hurts" or anything that references God.

 

[samsonguy920]

Quite hilarious, thank ya Shamus, and Merry Christmas!

I wonder what a budhist would get?

A free trip to their next life on the way to nirvana.

 

[4RT1LL3RY]

"Mingebag", I see the gmod community is rubbing off on the comics.

 

[Doug]

Hehehe, and to all, a Good Beating!

 

[Rhowia]

I feel like participating in some "Season's Beatings" after dealing with XMAS crap for an entire month.

 

[Copter400]

I wonder what a budhist would get?

A koan. "If I am the self, then does that mean the self is I?"

Followed by beatings.

 

[dalek sec]

Season's beatings to all and to all a good night!

 

[bjj hero]

Actually, both are a reference to Garry's mod, where your default name is "mingebag".

(And I think, deathmatch Half-Life 2 may also have done this. I only played it once and no longer remember.)

It all makes sense now. Most Americans don't know what minge is. A fantastic insult.

 

[Jory]

This is awesome. Mingebag is the perfect insult

 

[p3t3r]

i don't normally read these but that was pretty good. Cheers Mr. Young

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

*inches to phone to dial 911 for loss of air from laughing*

GOODSHOW MY DEAR SHAMUS! GOOD SHOW!

All Jews/African Americans/Atheists RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THE COMBINE IS COMING FOR YOU!
and if you get caught don't mention anything about Half-life 2 episode 3, they are still enraged for it's many delays, and they fucking beat my ass till it was purple.

 

[Rynozeros]

lol

 

[Shadowfaze]

What if you dont celebrate christmas? do they give you "non celebratory beatings?"