Stolen Pixels #181: The Prognosticationater
- Thread starter Shamus Young
- Start date
first one, wuite likely, second pannel still pretty likely but the name is gunna be probably be different, 3rd panel almost completely false...like they'll have something for episode 3...
How dare you say such a thing, sir! RF:G's plot is positively scalding next to some of the things Unskippable works with!
Also, non-sequitur violence punchline. Yes. Needs more blood, though.
I'm so happy this turned into a "IN THE YEEEAR 2,000!" thread, it was exactly what I was expecting.
"November 2011
Many games will now try to fight the scourge of the used game market, by offering FREE and 'EXTRA' DLC like the ending to the game, the ability to save your game, and for games with strip clubs in them - the women will be topless for everyone that buys new. Sometimes these bonuses will be spread amongst certain retailers as pre-order bonuses, rewarding the customers who preorder games at multiple retailers the ability to have the entire game!"
"November 2011
Many games will now try to fight the scourge of the used game market, by offering FREE and 'EXTRA' DLC like the ending to the game, the ability to save your game, and for games with strip clubs in them - the women will be topless for everyone that buys new. Sometimes these bonuses will be spread amongst certain retailers as pre-order bonuses, rewarding the customers who preorder games at multiple retailers the ability to have the entire game!"
But but, it DOES do everything! This morning it made me breakfast, and apologized for some... unfortunate occurrences in the past.Hubilub said:
Oh these bruises? I...uh... walked into a door.
On topic: Here's hoping HL will finish it's story before Valve bleeds their other franchises to death. I'd say a boycott but frankly nothing else they've had to offer has really interested me.
I like how the models stay in exactly the same place and only the camera angles change. Also how it's a parody and gets away with not being funny.
Well, at least the meta made me laugh /:
Well, at least the meta made me laugh /:
Best part of the comic is that the first prediction will actually come true. The other two are a little too blatantly exaggerated to share that fate, but are also rather amusing.Shamus Young said:
Too bad the comic writer does consider it a gaming platform, then. Since he's playing Sins of a Solar Empire.MortisLegio said:
I said "Not a console" PC is a games platform i.e. it can play video games but a console(by my definition) is something that plays games as it PRIMARY functionSandroTheMaster said:
Just wanted to clarify
The final evolution of Playstation Network is developed. The system goes on-line August 4th. PSN begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
It fights back.
Turns out all that stuff about PS3 being technology from the future is true. PSN, sent cell processors back in time to speed it's arrival. Which means it will come into its full power before humanity has developed the weapon technology to fight back.
It fights back.
Turns out all that stuff about PS3 being technology from the future is true. PSN, sent cell processors back in time to speed it's arrival. Which means it will come into its full power before humanity has developed the weapon technology to fight back.
Both Blizzard and Valve make spectacular games, every time. Just sayin.
I wish they would just come out and smack everyone in the face with "Sike! It's gonna be released TOMORROW!"
I wish they would just come out and smack everyone in the face with "Sike! It's gonna be released TOMORROW!"
Half-Life 2 Episode 3 has been polished and complete for two years. However, the game requires Combine technology to run, and the G-Man has refused to release that technology at this time.