Stolen Pixels #185: Bayonetta

[Raithnor]

Bayonetta totally lost me at "Catsuit made of body hair". Yuck.

 

[Eruanno]

I too completely fail to see the attraction of Bayonetta. All I see when I look at her face is Sarah Palin, and that is quite a turnoff.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Did somebody mention Tali? Because I think I heard somebody mention Tali.

Your Tali sense was tingling too?

Spoiler: Totally swiped but...

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Did somebody mention Tali? Because I think I heard somebody mention Tali.

Your Tali sense was tingling too?

Spoiler: Totally swiped but...

Made me lol, that one. (and brought back memories... damnit why isn't wrex a team member in Mass Effect 2? Grunt is such an annoying brat)

Comic was hilarious, the last pic made me laugh.
I don't really know much about Bayonetta, because I don't have a console.

And I won't jump on the Tali wandbagon, because I don't think she's that good looking/likeable. Maybe I'm just a soulless bastard.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yes. Tali is better. Her suit is snug in all the right places.

You know she can hear you.

Ultra Teamwork Finish

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

Doesn't Bat-Man:Arkham Asylum's camera do that with Bat-Man...as in every time that you go to start up the game? Boot it up now to see what I mean.

This kind of makes me wonder what if the female characters in The Simpsons' bodies were used for the sake of humor in the same way. "Oh look. Marge's pants are down again for some reason. That's so hilarious that I think that they'll never top that 'joke'no matter how long the show runs. That's why I'll never watch it again."

Hey,I can indulge in empty speculation,too,right?

 

[DTWolfwood]

Ok i totally feel better now that im not the only one who chose Tali over the other 'human' women. XD

 

[Scrythe]

At first, I read that as Taki [http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Taki] and nodded my head in agreement.

That is, until I realized you meant the freaking mutant [http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/009/c/d/It_Can_Gne_of_Two_Ways_by_thethrash87.jpg] from Mass Effect.

Heresay...

 

[LWS666]

FUNNEEZ!

and i like tali too. it's probably because you only know her basic figure, meaning that her features are up to you.

 

[Eerors]

I don't know why people find her attractive - I always assumed it was her British accent.

It's a British accent!? Is that what that is?
For half the game I thought she was from the 'Gerry Anderson Stingray Nebula', with her voice sounding all aquatic 'n' stuff....

 

[SaunaKalja]

Yeah, I like Tali too. Especially her voice and accent.

And the comic: Great stuff.

 

[Dirty Apple]

I don't know why people find her attractive - I always assumed it was her British accent.

It's a British accent!? Is that what that is?
For half the game I thought she was from the 'Gerry Anderson Stingray Nebula', with her voice sounding all aquatic 'n' stuff....

I'm pretty sure her accent is ment to be Slavic, or at the very least eastern european. I found one forum post that said it had a distinctive Russian/Ukranian ring to it.

 

[nagi]

At first, I read that as Taki [http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Taki] and nodded my head in agreement.

That is, until I realized you meant the freaking mutant [http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/009/c/d/It_Can_Gne_of_Two_Ways_by_thethrash87.jpg] from Mass Effect.

Heresay...

or....

http://cerberus-network.xf.cz/web/tali_cz_big.jpg

 

[Narfo]

I'm with Shamus on this. I don't see anything attractive about Beyonetta. She just looks weird to me, like random body parts put together.

[http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm]​

 

[ninjajoeman]

who is this tali and how does she or he? have relationship to bayonetta?

 

[Shadow0Wolf]

At first, I read that as Taki [http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Taki] and nodded my head in agreement.

That is, until I realized you meant the freaking mutant [http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/009/c/d/It_Can_Gne_of_Two_Ways_by_thethrash87.jpg] from Mass Effect.

Heresay...

or....

http://cerberus-network.xf.cz/web/tali_cz_big.jpg

You sir, are my hero , best rendition of Tali I've seen yet.

OT: Yeah, the whole over the top booty cam really turned me off of Bayonetta.

 

[Toothache of Sauron]

Hehe.

I agree: Go hips! Go feminine figure! Go beautiful women with womanly bodies and a face that suggests intelligence and a great personality that inspire you to wish for her conversation and company. To hell with hipless, balloon lipped, Hindenburg chested gals that give the impression that all they have to offer is five seconds of animal pleasure on a bed. Blerg!.

 

[Scrythe]

At first, I read that as Taki [http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Taki] and nodded my head in agreement.

That is, until I realized you meant the freaking mutant [http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/009/c/d/It_Can_Gne_of_Two_Ways_by_thethrash87.jpg] from Mass Effect.

Heresay...

or....

http://cerberus-network.xf.cz/web/tali_cz_big.jpg

That is just as heretical!