Stolen Pixels #197: Breen Fortress, Part 3

[LTK_70]

I agree. That would be hilarious. Although I recall something like that in the first Half-Life, when you smashed open a crate, various computer parts or military supplies would scatter about, but vanished almost immediately.

 

[Captain Lag]

The gun shoots hats. Its the only appropriate tf2 weapon.

 

[LornMind]

Is it bad that the blurb next to the comic made me laugh harder than the comic? Is it? -fret-

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

"I will give you the next 3 zelda games prerelease, by wednesday and if you kill him before the commercials I throw in Super Mario Galaxy 3"

Lol! Can't wait for the next pixels.

 

[The Great JT]

For Super Mario Galaxy 3 I'd do the same.

 

[afaceforradio]

Argh! I say they mutiny!!

 

[chaos order]

I'll raise you one and say "those ARE the bullets!". Wouldn't it be cool to have a fps with only one gun... only you could load it with anything? And I don't just mean like the gravity gun that lets you fling stuff in an awkward way, I mean you'd stuff things into the gun and it would generate an appropriate attack. Pencils might be like shotgun shells, cd's might be like that sawblade cannon from UT and toilet paper might entangle your opponent (secondary fire would clear up water hazards).

like fallouts rock-it launcher. you can launch garden gnomes!!!

 

[DTWolfwood]

Good one XD

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I'll raise you one and say "those ARE the bullets!". Wouldn't it be cool to have a fps with only one gun... only you could load it with anything? And I don't just mean like the gravity gun that lets you fling stuff in an awkward way, I mean you'd stuff things into the gun and it would generate an appropriate attack. Pencils might be like shotgun shells, cd's might be like that sawblade cannon from UT and toilet paper might entangle your opponent (secondary fire would clear up water hazards).

It's called Fallout 3

You can't beat killing super mutants with tin cans, pool balls, baseballs, books, ceramic plates, toy cars, stuffed bears...

The Rock-It launcher was the ultimate cheater gun for the heavy weapon user. Sure, rockets and the Fat Man were great, but unlike every other weapon in the game, ammunition was hard to come by. And honestly, nothing was funnier than using beloved children's toys to commit a brutal rampage.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

I love that look on Breen's face at the FPS statement. That alone was hilarious.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Do it Metro! Kick his ass!

I mean, er, NO don't betray your loyal fri- Oh just KILL HIM METRO!

Also, That Video commentary of F3 Sounds fun! But stupid question, is it a stream, or will the episodes be viewable for another time?

 

[Brainst0rm]

"By wednesday"! Oh man, that really got me. Great comic.

 

[The Austin]

If Metro dies I'll never forgive you.

 

[GamerLuck]

I found the image that poped into my head at the end of the side article thingy to be very hilarious... someone should totally do an animated short or something based on that.

 

[samsonguy920]

I think the Administrator is gonna get it. And I can just hear the hallelujah chorus singing as Breen is being told he would get his own FPS. He has had a lot of time to plan on showing Dumdum* Freeman how to use a crowbar.
*:His words, not mine.

You know what would be hilarious? If a first-person videogame ever implemented containers with realistic contents. Players are used to smacking open a crate the size of a washing machine, taking the six bullets inside, and running off without a second thought. I'd love it if a game let you open a crate to find it contained 20 DVD players, or a cubic meter of toilet paper, or hundreds of boxes of school pencils.

Twenty minutes later the player is standing in the middle of the warehouse, hip-deep in broken wood and consumer goods and saying to themselves, "Where the HELL are my bullets?"

Actually Half Life did that, with a lot of boxes with nothing but tapes, and other things that weren't my Shotgun Shells/Bullets/Grenades I really needed then!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

You cant actually kill Breen after his actual voice actor died a few weeks back. Thats just mean.

I would like a game were I can find CD's and launch them at people.

 

[Thrair]

Bet you Breen shoots and hits a cloaked Spy that was stupid enough to be walking past.

 

[asterismW]

I know I'd kill for the pre-release of Zelda...

 

[Hawkeye16]

I'll raise you one and say "those ARE the bullets!". Wouldn't it be cool to have a fps with only one gun... only you could load it with anything? And I don't just mean like the gravity gun that lets you fling stuff in an awkward way, I mean you'd stuff things into the gun and it would generate an appropriate attack. Pencils might be like shotgun shells, cd's might be like that sawblade cannon from UT and toilet paper might entangle your opponent (secondary fire would clear up water hazards).

Oddworld strangers wrath.