Stolen Pixels #236: Breen Interviews Ken

[MorpHie]

Every time I read these things, I have to try and surpress the urge... luckily, I still don't know what the website is! Hooray!

[sub]If anyone gives me a link, I will hunt them down.[/sub]

http://www.minecraft.net

whoops

 

[Kavachi]

So Minecraft > COD?

Yep

 

[JPH330]

Hmm... Let's see, is this about New Vegas?

No?

Not important enough. Back to fighting powder gangers!

 

[holographicman]

a console version of minecraft would be pretty awesome
and would probably make alot of money
and be awesome

 

[Argtee]

Everyone's addicted to Minecraft!

*goes back to playing Minecraft*

 

[Impluse_101]

Breen really needs a *detox" clinic for minecraft.

It's not Breen I'm worried about...

I found this on Shamus' email account.

ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO MINECRAFT MAKES SHAMUS A DULL BOY.

wow....*claps* Thats great.

I'm glad people enjoy Minecraft that much XD

 

[insanelich]

Everyone's addicted to Minecraft!

*goes back to playing Minecraft*

I just read Stolen Pixels while having a short food break from Minecraft.

Back to building infrastructure.

 

[Yokai]

I just found out there are applications that generate maps of your Minecraft worlds, and now I'm sinking even more time into trying to explore the entire world so I get a complete map. Of course, then I found out worlds can take up approximately eight times the entire surface area of the Earth.

I will probably never see sunlight again.

 

[aldowyn]

So, so addictive. Now I just need to think of something to build to celebrate New Vegas coming out...

 

[greenflash]

Breen just Mine your Citadal When you break It it gives you 2 cobolstone.

 

[ninjajoeman]

it slows down computers because of that beautiful beautiful dynamic lighting.

 

[Miral]

Of course, then I found out worlds can take up approximately eight times the entire surface area of the Earth.

If you're playing Alpha, as far as I am aware the map size is limited only by your disk space.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Psh Shamus, my less than 2 years old laptop can't even run Minecraft on minimum settings. What I've seen of it is really cool, and I'm genuinely interested, but well that's life.

 

[Skorpyo]

Cobblestone? Seriously?

That stuff is everywhere, dude. Just dig a little...

Oh. Shit. I see what you did there.

 

[Mausenheimmer]

Yes, we get it. You really like minecraft. Are there actually going to be jokes in this comic or will it continue to be a running advertisement for Minecraft?

Because that's what it was today. The punchline was "You can play Minecraft anywhere! Isn't that so convenient? You should totally order a copy." Next time, just abandon all subtlety and provide a direct link to their downloads page.

 

[Aptspire]

All of my usual party is now on Minecraft

 

[Terrified Android]

haahaha awesome

 

[McMarbles]

Yes. You like Minecraft. I think we all get it by now.

 

[Mausenheimmer]

Yes, we get it. You really like minecraft. Are there actually going to be jokes in this comic or will it continue to be a running advertisement for Minecraft?

Because that's what it was today. The punchline was "You can play Minecraft anywhere! Isn't that so convenient? You should totally order a copy." Next time, just abandon all subtlety and provide a direct link to their downloads page.

bam for ass-hattery!

http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp[/quote]

Now I actually respect this. You're being perfectly honest about your intentions and straight forward with me. Better yet, you don't pretend like it's build up to a joke. I appreciate that you listened to me.

Now let me try:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
HTTP Colon!
HTTP Colon who?
http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp!