Stolen Pixels #70: Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?

Shamus Young

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Stolen Pixels #70: Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?

Ever wonder what drives someone to become an evil Overlord? Wonder no longer.

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Brokkr

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Funny as ever. I loved the "We can't bake, it's a good thing we don't have to eat".
 

zoozilla

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It's a well-known fact that the dead have horrible style, so decoration's not really their thing.

I mean, just look at that outfit - the red really clashes with the armour.
 

Limos

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I've been playing Overlord lately, but I stuck with Rose instead of taking Velvet. She upgrades your Browns and Blue (I like them better than the reds and greens)
 

Milkman Dan

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Curtain swapping is the hottest kind of swapping.

...I don't even know what I just said.
 

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After reading both this comic and the last one I have to go pick up a copy of Overlord just to try it out. The game looks too good to pass up.
 

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So let me get this straight...

The game Overlord lets you take a concubine who thinks she's Martha Stewart??

I think I need to create my own game where I'm an evil OverLADY, and I get a stable of young studly men. Who vacuum. And do the laundry.

Awesome comic!

Leslee
 

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lesterley said:
So let me get this straight...

The game Overlord lets you take a concubine who thinks she's Martha Stewart??

I think I need to create my own game where I'm an evil OverLADY, and I get a stable of young studly men. Who vacuum. And do the laundry.

Awesome comic!

Leslee
I dunno about games, but someone has a BOOK that caters to your sick, deviant fantasies:

http://mommylife.net/archives/2007/08/in_case_anyone_1.html
 

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lesterley said:
So let me get this straight...

The game Overlord lets you take a concubine who thinks she's Martha Stewart??

I think I need to create my own game where I'm an evil OverLADY, and I get a stable of young studly men. Who vacuum. And do the laundry.

Awesome comic!

Leslee
This, definitely this.
I'd love that game. You'd gain XP by getting men or women (depending on which gender your character is) to run your errands. On level up, you can have one more slave... eh... unwilling servant at your disposal, and you learn moves like kicking their backs, yelling at them louder and saying really hurtful things about the things they bake you. I'd love to see strategy discussion for such a game; "You should put more points into Nagging Hag, so you can get "Keep working, bitches!" when you reach level 30".
 

Halbert

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I don't know, Shamus, what IS he "taking" about?

(Sorry, grammar police are never off-duty.)
 

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Halbert said:
I don't know, Shamus, what IS he "taking" about?

(Sorry, grammar police are never off-duty.)
Typo? What typo? I see no typo when I reload the comic. I reject your reality and substitute a corrected image!
 

Scarlet Knight

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"... I get a stable of young studly men. Who vacuum. And do the laundry.

Leslee"

Oh, come on! It may be a fantasy game, but SOME reality is needed!
 

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"Does the carpet match the drapes?" - clever.

I never got very far in overlord but this makes me want to go buy it again, mainly because the thing is like...20 dollars or less IIRC.
 

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Shamus Young said:
Halbert said:
I don't know, Shamus, what IS he "taking" about?

(Sorry, grammar police are never off-duty.)
Typo? What typo? I see no typo when I reload the comic. I reject your reality and substitute a corrected image!
If only that was your ONLY typo. "It'll all come back you you."


Still, probably the funniest one you've done in a while. I should've seen where it was going and now I feel dumb. Great title and everything.