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Zergadooful

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Rumor in Clark Urinal games joins Photos. Also, the analyst bought one DROID pro for $99 and got one free, though the Wii U won't play DVDs.
 

viranimus

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Do your pets really love you? Or are they prone to stockholm syndrome because you feed them?
 

intheweeds

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This is original. I painted it when i was two. That was 30 years ago for those that like simple math. :)
 

Averant

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viranimus said:
Do your pets really love you? Or are they prone to stockholm syndrome because you feed them?
That actually made me laugh. I've never thought about SS with pets before. I dub this the most original post!

...shut up, I'm right! You know I'm right!
 

AMMO Kid

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Post something no one else has said?

Um...

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yeah, I went there.
I've seen that before.

Okay here goes...
Duke Nukem Forever is the best game in the world!!!
There, no one has ever said that!!!
 

prolefeedprocessor

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A relative handful of people make all the important decisions that effect the daily lives of everyone else. In my opinion, these people simultaneously deserve a medal and a swift execution.
 

Leemaster777

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A Kanye West song recently gave me an introspective moment. Seriously.

It was Stronger:


Specifically, the line "There's a thousand yous, there's only one of me." Now, I understand what he OBVIOUSLY meant by that, but I found that statement rather interesting upon reflection.

It sort of sums up how all people look at everyone else. To you, there is only you. You're the only person like yourself in the entire world. But if you look at some random person on the side of the road, that's "just some guy" or "just some girl". You group them as "people". But to each and every one of them, there is only them. And YOU are just "some guy".

Just something that popped into my head.
 
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My friend and I have an inside joke involving a (completely fictional) action film known as "Car-Fist 2: The Final Fisting". It's about a cop named Jack Car-Fist. He has cars for fists and doesn't play by the rules. I'm honestly not sure how we came up with it, but I'm almost positive the name "Jack Carfist" was stolen from Loading Ready Run.
 

Sneaky Paladin

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I am the mortal representation of insanity, no matter how much you care it shall have no effect on me the fact that I exist is just the first sign that something is extremely wrong with everything. It does not matter how hard you try to make sense of it all there are just some things that if you try to rationalize all rationality you previously believed you had will slowly be destroyed beneath the overpowering realization that sense is entirely optional when I exist and the only thing keeping you connected to it is the mere fact that everyone else seems to be connected to it as well but then you let go of it all and your life becomes that much more.


I am almost certain no one has ever wrote that paragraph before, maybe they came close but NO ONE has ever copied it word for word.
 

intheweeds

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
My friend and I have an inside joke involving a (completely fictional) action film known as "Car-Fist 2: The Final Fisting". It's about a cop named Jack Car-Fist. He has cars for fists and doesn't play by the rules. I'm honestly not sure how we came up with it, but I'm almost positive the name "Jack Carfist" was stolen from Loading Ready Run.
"He's a loose cannon - but damn it he gets the job done!"

This is awesome and must be made. Good on you.
 

enzilewulf

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This forum is
totally misleading with the title. I thought something big on the interwebs was going down.
is hip. Spicy. Hawt, and surprisingly original and never done. Congrats.
 

Soviet Heavy

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JustJuust said:
Toronto Maple Leafs is my favorite team
Oh you would be alone in saying that if you came to my town.

OT.
Many of the "changes" made to the film version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy were made by Douglas Adams himself, and were salvaged from his script after he died.
 

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If you go fishing, but only throw the fish back, then you're simply torturing them for fun. You are deriving enjoyment from temporarily depriving the fish of their oxygen. If, on the other hand, you kill them, then that's fish murder. However, on the plus side, you can now make fish tacos. So what will you choose? Sadism, or fish tacos?
 

spartan231490

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Justice is a myth. Think about it, it works two ways. The idea that somehow, there is an equilibrium, 'Karma', so to speak, is ludicrous. Newborn babies, who have never done anything wrong die, unable to earn any kind of good luck in exchange. Murderers walk free, and innocent men die by lethal injection.

The second way it works, is that no government can pursue any kind of true justice. No matter what you do, guilty men will walk free, and innocent men will be punished, and even if that weren't the case. I seriously doubt that even going so far as killing a murderer is any kind of justice, the victim is dead, and nothing will bring them back, and the family will not get to see them again just because the person who did it is dead. The only justifiable purpose for law is to prevent actions which harm members of the populace, I.E. crime, so law's purpose should be deterrence, not justice. Justice is the realm of God, not Men, any man made justice is nothing but a myth.

Pretty sure that's original. You caught me at a good time with this thread, this is a rather recent thought of mine, in another month I will likely have forgotten it, if the past is any indication.
 

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If only I could condense all my thoughts on life and mortality into one post. Simply, I've rationalized that you change enough throughout life that if you approach life as the growth and progression of your character and experience then by the time you reach the end you may very well change into a person who accepts death. In fact that's something I personally to ascribe to. I want to be a man who will see the end of their life coming and say "I am proud of everything I am and was". Then love, oh gods love, basically I can describe my thoughts on love in a few words, everything about mortality and life I've thought about comes back to this idea: it's good, strive for the real deal, don't waste your time with fakes, learn to identify fakes. I have my soulmate already, goodness I'm lucky for that. Hmm, I guess the last original though I really feel like sharing is the afterlife, and that's tricky, I basically think that nothing other than the life I'm given could give me a superior experience, I don't want to be anything other than human, but if there is a heaven, holy spaceballs I'm glad that it's not over :p though as my first thought was, at least I'd accept the inevitability of the end. All in all, life requires copious amounts of deep though and self reflection, finding strength in character is the only way to face adversity and come out on top, I do not read other philosopher's works, I do not steal the thoughts of others, I simply contemplate. I know that there will never be an end to my philosophy until I have reached my own end. This is so watered down it's almost not worth sharing but honestly it's one of the most original things about me, I think so much on life that I may be able to write a book, maybe I should write it into a seminar and then be a self help specialist, who knows, the problem is that being an academic means recognizing the thoughts of others and incorporating them into your own presentation of your thoughts, I never like that, it's not my style. But I've gone on too long... I wonder if it'll let me post this... also, this is all so watered down it barely seems original, even less thoughtful, but trust me, I've put a lot of thought into a lot of things.