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fletch_talon

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My sculpture of Geralt is sitting next to a pepsi can a cheque book and my primary school recorder (which I use to sound out and play videogame music).
 

intheweeds

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SuperMse said:
If you go fishing, but only throw the fish back, then you're simply torturing them for fun. You are deriving enjoyment from temporarily depriving the fish of their oxygen. If, on the other hand, you kill them, then that's fish murder. However, on the plus side, you can now make fish tacos. So what will you choose? Sadism, or fish tacos?
Its my understanding that as soon as you handle a fish, you remove its protective slime coating rendering it vulnerable to disease and essentially killing it. So i think this scenario is - murder for food or fun?

Fun fact: I am often wrong!
 

zehydra

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Sneaky Paladin said:
I am the mortal representation of insanity, no matter how much you care it shall have no effect on me the fact that I exist is just the first sign that something is extremely wrong with everything. It does not matter how hard you try to make sense of it all there are just some things that if you try to rationalize all rationality you previously believed you had will slowly be destroyed beneath the overpowering realization that sense is entirely optional when I exist and the only thing keeping you connected to it is the mere fact that everyone else seems to be connected to it as well but then you let go of it all and your life becomes that much more.


I am almost certain no one has ever wrote that paragraph before, maybe they came close but NO ONE has ever copied it word for word.
I just did with this quote.

lol.

Anyhoo,

I made an NES style video game where you play Kurt Cobain, and each level is set to an 8-bit version of a Nirvana song.


Alas, I am not a very experienced pixel artist.
 

Fightgarr

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There was a period in my life when I wasn't sure what fear really was. I don't mean I didn't fear anything at all, but rather that I was unable to distinguish between genuine terror and mild dislike. As a result, my "fears" as a child consisted of things like minnows, pepperoni, itchiness and ranch dressing. After realizing exactly what fear later in life, it became abundantly clear to me that I had conquered my fears, and promptly jumped directly into a school of swimming minnows, who scattered satisfyingly outwards. I am glad to say that I no longer fear ranch dressing, for I ate it on some cucumber earlier tonight, and while I would rather not have pepperoni on my pizza, I will not cast it aside in dismay if it is present.
 

binvjoh

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I tried singing the title to this thread as alternative lyrics to Buffalo Springfield's For What It's Worth, however the "Click here" messed me up.
 

zehydra

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spartan231490 said:
Justice is a myth. Think about it, it works two ways. The idea that somehow, there is an equilibrium, 'Karma', so to speak, is ludicrous. Newborn babies, who have never done anything wrong die, unable to earn any kind of good luck in exchange. Murderers walk free, and innocent men die by lethal injection.

The second way it works, is that no government can pursue any kind of true justice. No matter what you do, guilty men will walk free, and innocent men will be punished, and even if that weren't the case. I seriously doubt that even going so far as killing a murderer is any kind of justice, the victim is dead, and nothing will bring them back, and the family will not get to see them again just because the person who did it is dead. The only justifiable purpose for law is to prevent actions which harm members of the populace, I.E. crime, so law's purpose should be deterrence, not justice. Justice is the realm of God, not Men, any man made justice is nothing but a myth.

Pretty sure that's original. You caught me at a good time with this thread, this is a rather recent thought of mine, in another month I will likely have forgotten it, if the past is any indication.
I think what you mean is that complete justice doesn't exist, not that justice doesn't exist. Some notion of justice has to exist, otherwise you wouldn't realize what was unjust. It's kind of like how Goodness can only exist if there is Evil/badness to differentiate from.
 

TheEarthSheep

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A great deal of the problems I have in life stem from my moderate case of Munchausen's (or is it just Munchausen?) Syndrome, of which I was unaware until I was roughly 14. But before that, I didn't even know of the existence of it. I had no idea why I did what I was doing (namely, lying to people on the internet about various health/personal issues, and lying to people irl about the same), nor that it was a real problem, until I realized everyone I knew disliked talking to me, even the ones who genuinely liked me for who I was, who had to look past it. I didn't know the reason I did this, nor did I know how to stop. Once I figured it out (thanks to Stuff You Should Know, an amazing podcast, that you should definitely check out), I slowly realized how to stop, and have lived a marginally better life since, but the scars never truly fade, I guess.

What I'm really trying to say is, Munchausen awareness is something that should totally happen. Since 6th grade I've been in those classes where they teach you about Bipolar, Schizophrenia, Depression, and the like, but never once have I heard of Munchausen. I feel that should change.

Anyway, I guess I'm fairly unique in having this particular problem with the public education system.
 

TimeLord

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silversnake4133 said:
You can never go wrong with a couple of ponies. :D

Ponies are cool
While that is true, it isn't original. Let's try again.

The most fantastic element of the show is not that ponies can talk or that dragons exist; it is the illusion that an egalitarian society can be maintained among groups with massive biologically inherent gaps in ability and economic utility.

Totally copy-pasted [http://www.overthinkingit.com/2011/02/24/my-little-pony-political-economy/] but it isn't funny or witty and probably has never been said before on these forums so I'm going with that!
 

Daaaah Whoosh

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All right. Let's say that God exists. Nothing original there, right? Right. He still created the Earth, through whatever means you care to believe in. He still listens to us and guides us in our lives. Everything is the same.

Except there's no afterlife. That part's a lie, invented by God to give us a reason to die willingly, to make things more interesting. When we die, our souls are not saved, we don't keep on living, we just cease to exist.

Now, what does that make God into? He's the guy who put us here, who gave us everything, all of time and space. And he lied to us to keep us happy. Would anyone worship him for that? Would anyone choose to devote their lives to someone who already gave everything they were ever going to give?

I would. But that's just me.
 

Mr.PlanetEater

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Did you know you can near-instantly paralyze someone if you count down four vertebrae from where the scapula connects to the spinal cord, and punch them hard enough in between that third and fourth vertebrae? Because that's where some major nerves are located, also if you hit someone hard enough right in the center of the little dip that your nose makes in between your eyes it'll kill them instantly? It's the same concept as hitting someone in the temple.
 

ThatDaveDude1

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I'll just link to a video, as it's all I can think of right now [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8001702516770423396&hl=en#docid=1360430694075230422]
 

Sneaky Paladin

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zehydra said:
Sneaky Paladin said:
I am the mortal representation of insanity, no matter how much you care it shall have no effect on me the fact that I exist is just the first sign that something is extremely wrong with everything. It does not matter how hard you try to make sense of it all there are just some things that if you try to rationalize all rationality you previously believed you had will slowly be destroyed beneath the overpowering realization that sense is entirely optional when I exist and the only thing keeping you connected to it is the mere fact that everyone else seems to be connected to it as well but then you let go of it all and your life becomes that much more.


I am almost certain no one has ever wrote that paragraph before, maybe they came close but NO ONE has ever copied it word for word.
I just did with this quote.

lol.

Anyhoo,

I made an NES style video game where you play Kurt Cobain, and each level is set to an 8-bit version of a Nirvana song.


Alas, I am not a very experienced pixel artist.
Aha but I am still original, you're just the rip-off which is the ultimate sign of originality, having a rip-off.
 

metal eslaved

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love is not the same that a crush for someone a crush is believing that person is perfect in every way, love is seeing the flaws in the woman(or guy) you are with and stick with her(or him)for the rest of your miserable life

god im such a poet(complete sarcarms)and pardon the english
 

Koeryn

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With several keys missing from his keyboard, he found he was... Disconnected from the world, more alone than he usually was. This both frightened and excited him, this strangely liberating inability to fully communicate with his fellow man in the digital medium. He even found it to be a challenge of sorts, as he found words and synonyms that avoided the letters he couldn't touch.

Some time in the future, he would have a new keyboard, one that functioned fully, entirely. For now, however, he remained a man apart. He was...

The man who had to Copypasta 'p'.







It's at least somewhat original.
 

EGtodd09

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If it starts it must end. True, no? Everything starts at some point and ends afterwards. It can take a fraction of a nanosecond, or it can take 400 quadrillion millennia but if it starts it ends. But what of space and time? Where does space start? When did time begin? I believe space doesn't end, and time doesn't end because they don't/didn't start. Weird, I know, but that's my theory on existence and I think I'm the only one who believes it. Feel free to contradict me though.