Stop the world, now I've seen everything.

[Loop Stricken]

I'll be brief because I'm currently laughing up my chicken dinner.

An anime, where the main character is Nyarlathotep in the guise of a Japanese schoolgirl. Yes, that Nyarlathotep.
Oh it gets better, Nyarly-girl is a crimefighter alien too!

And to give this thread some worth while I choke on my meal, what was the last thing you saw that made you think you'd seen it all?

 

[General Ken8]

Spoiler: This. And the best part is, it isn't fake.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

A dog humping a cat while a sparrow watched. I saw it happen at my friends house. This dog was going to town on this cat who was trying to get away. A sparrow nearby watching this horrible rape go down, lol.

This reminded me of this, particularly the last line:

Spoiler

 

[repeating integers]

Chocolate bacon.

Cannot believe it exists.

 

[Promethax]

Sonichu
Issue 2, page 33

Up to that point, the story is about a pre-Columbian Cherokee prophecy about a post-Antiquity European count unleashing a Jewish creature (wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress) to attack 21st century Virginia because a hedgehog based on Japanese video games happened to run by.

Yeah...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Chocolate bacon.

Cannot believe it exists.

*spits out drink*

How can two things so awesome be combined to make something that looks so unappealing to me?

 

[Qitz]

Spider-man: Reign.

Spider-man kills Mary Jane by injecting her with his RADIOACTIVE SEMEN over decades. I don't remember specifics but I do remember laughing my ass off at it.

 

[roushutsu]

Chocolate bacon.

Cannot believe it exists.

*spits out drink*

How can two things so awesome be combined to make something that looks so unappealing to me?

I tried that once, and surprisingly chocolate-covered bacon is actually pretty good. Nice salt and sweet blend.

On the topic of food, I always thought that things like pickles, oreos, and brownies couldn't be deep-fried cause the hot oil would burn or melt them. Boy was I wrong.

 

[Qitz]

I tried that once, and surprisingly chocolate-covered bacon is actually pretty good. Nice salt and sweet blend.

On the topic of food, I always thought that things like pickles, oreos, and brownies couldn't be deep-fried cause the hot oil would burn or melt them. Boy was I wrong.

Ice-Cream, Cheese Cake, Three Muskateers too.

Minnesota State Faire will find a way to deep fry ANYTHING.

 

[Tartarga]

Upon googling Nyarlathotep my desire to watch this anime has gone threw the roof.

OT: I once saw a wasp that was using a grasshopper as a steed of some sort. This might be common practice for wasps i'm not sure, I don't know what goes on in a wasps mind. At the time though all I could think was "This must be the lazyest fucking wasp in the whole world, use your damn wings you freeloader."

 

[Loop Stricken]

Upon googling Nyarlathotep my desire to watch this anime has gone threw the roof.

OT: I once saw a wasp that was using a grasshopper as a steed of some sort. This might be common practice for wasps i'm not sure, I don't know what goes on in a wasps mind. At the time though all I could think was "This must be the lazyest fucking wasp in the whole world, use your damn wings you freeloader."

Yes, but wasps are bastards. Angry slavedriving bastards.

 

[Queen Michael]

A whiteborad at work with a schedule grid on it. It was empty. You were suppposed to enter the time you needed unplanned support. Yes, you were supposed to schedule your unplanned support needs.

It's still there.

 

[Paddy the Second]

An anime, where the main character is Nyarlathotep in the guise of a Japanese schoolgirl. Yes, that Nyarlathotep.
Oh it gets better, Nyarly-girl is a crimefighter alien too!

What is it called? I must watch this.

And once I saw pig racing. Not that impressive but hye.

 

[Loop Stricken]

What is it called? I must watch this.

According to the website I use it's called Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san.
But according to Danbooru it's called Haiyore! Nyaruko-san.

So one of those.

 

[Paddy the Second]

What is it called? I must watch this.

According to the website I use it's called Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san.
But according to Danbooru it's called Haiyore! Nyaruko-san.

So one of those.

I know what I'm doing for the next (length of the anime)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

A dog humping a cat while a sparrow watched. I saw it happen at my friends house. This dog was going to town on this cat who was trying to get away. A sparrow nearby watching this horrible rape go down, lol.

Closest I saw was a cat threesome...

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Three words...

Monkey rapes Frog.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Snip

Sir... you win the thread.

 

[Dirkie]

Not exactly seen, but i did live above an icecram shop a few years ago.

Asparagus icecream was a real flavour.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I thought that the first time I witnessed a live donkey show... I won't go into details about it but it was like a schoolbus fire... horrible! but you just couldn't not look....

When you say first time... does that mean you went back?!?

Actually on that vein of thought I remember going to an open farm supervising a pile of children, and there was a donkey just chilling in a field, with his foot long schlong in plain view of everyone. Much amusement was had.