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Tropicaz

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Just make it your first name or surname, and if you need numbers, whatever year you were born in. It's simple and you dont look like a moron if you have to tell people it.
 

Wintermoot

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an unstoppable force
Alpha&Omega
the Exterminator
Ieatnoobs
dah patty pooper
mr.Lemmiwinks
your Escapist name
 

Pimppeter2

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Lost In The Void said:
Well waaaaay to show your face around here again Pimp
A brother's been busy. But its good to see you :) How've you been. Also, add me on skype or something, PistolPete29.
 

Pimppeter2

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Tropicaz said:
Just make it your first name or surname, and if you need numbers, whatever year you were born in. It's simple and you dont look like a moron if you have to tell people it.
But what about street cred, yo?

Teasing, but thats actually probably what im going to do. Thanks

Techno Squidgy said:
Pimppeter2 said:
No. Man up and deal with whatever your problem is yourself. I saw something about gamertags and switched off.
What if I offered to father your children? Or you know, you could father mine. Im new agey. Im into the role reversal. Its all good, we dont judge.
 

Tropicaz

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notyouraveragejoe said:
DaxterDunker
2KTotalWin
BrosephStalin
I'm sure I played xbox against a guy called Broseph Stalin, me and my mates were chuckling for ages.
 

DeadFOAM

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I can't help you with that, unfortunately. I went through a series of crappy screennames before settling on a decent one that eventually evolved into its current form. I'm fairly happy with it.

Started as Dead For Only A Moment, since I was playing Left 4 Dead when I made that username. After a while, I had joined a few groups and to be able to add the group tags I shortened it down to Dead F.O.A.M. Eventually, I got tired of typing those spaces and periods out so it became DeadFOAM. And DeadFOAM it shall stay.
 

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Techno Squidgy said:
Pimppeter2 said:
No. Man up and deal with whatever your problem is yourself. I saw something about gamertags and switched off.
I feel you're taking this more seriously than anyone else in the thread.

As for the gamertag... something with badgers in it. People like badgers.
 

busterkeatonrules

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Joey Bolzenius said:
why am I so disliked to be considered an asshole?
Ah, you fell for that classic "hyperlink to user's own profile page" - gag! Yeah, that one crops up here from time to time. It's nothing personal, it just links EVERYONE to their own profile.

On topic: How about busterkeatonrules? Not the most imaginative of suggestions, I know, but it IS the very best username I've ever come up with!
 
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balanovich said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Well then.



So I'm going off to university and whatnot, so I bought meself a new Xbox. Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college? But I have a problem. My Xbox Live name on my old xbox is back from when I got it in 2007 or something. Its an old stupid nickname my geeky friend gave me. But its not respectable. I can't smack talking frat boys and putting fools in their place when I'm embarrassed to give out my Gamertag. And because I haven't posted in a while, I figured I'd ask the brilliant Escapist Community to help me!

Likes (other than games): Basketball, NBA, Atlanta Hawks, Chicago Bulls, Chicago, Dostoyevsky, Anarchism, Political Philosophies, Writing, Poetry, Reviewing, Sex, Drugs, & Rock and Roll, being an asshole.

Dislikes: Feet, Spiders, this asshole [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view], minorities, majorities, tan girls, Russel Crow, making lists of things I dislike, duckface.

Turn ons:

Favorite games: Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, NBA 2k12, GTA/Saints Row, Dragon Age, Anything Mario, Anything Zelda, Fallout 3/NV, Jack and motherfucking Daxter

So, help a brother out?
Best idea for a gamertag gets a Cookie. Or something.
No promises.
How about "WhinyCunt4Ever" ? You're going to college and your biggest concern is gametag!?!? You are amongst the luckiest people on earth ! How dare you call that a problem ?

And your title!! "Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem" ?? I now it'S sarcasm and you actually mean "I have a very insignificant problem and so much free time I want to talk about it." But c'mon as far as pointless threads go, you're a winner !

And don't try to be cool by saying shit like "Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college?"

I hope reincarnation is real just so you can be a deformed alcoholic midget who has no better option than to be a kinky porn star who sucks horses all day!
Let's all get really angry for no reason!
 

SPARTANXIII

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Destucity

TheFlamingPinkNinja

Inept

NotAtAllMLG

TheLiteralSoprano

Yahtzee19

Uplink

L0n3Wand3r3r
 

Rad Party God

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TuPeYoYo (only spanish/latin community will get this).

Uhmmm... L33t4lyf3... and... I'm bad at names, mostly because my XBLA/PSN/every-game-I-play I use my very own pseudonim and nobody has ever thought up of that name... and I'm proud if it :)
 

Lord Kloo

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notyouraveragebro

marinerangersniperninjadeathstormtrooper

!11!1_Elite_11!

Lord 'whatever your name is'

Sgt. Toasty

Or in the event of all good names being taken go for something German.. like:

Der Schmelztiegel

Or:

Totenkopf
 

razer17

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balanovich said:
How about "WhinyCunt4Ever" ? You're going to college and your biggest concern is gametag!?!? You are amongst the luckiest people on earth ! How dare you call that a problem ?

And your title!! "Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem" ?? I now it'S sarcasm and you actually mean "I have a very insignificant problem and so much free time I want to talk about it." But c'mon as far as pointless threads go, you're a winner !

And don't try to be cool by saying shit like "Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college?"

I hope reincarnation is real just so you can be a deformed alcoholic midget who has no better option than to be a kinky porn star who sucks horses all day!
You're calling him out on making mountains out of molehills, but your bitching about his bitching. Did you not notice the irony of that at all? You got incredibly angry over something that isn't a problem at all.

Also, regarding the actual post, you've obviously never seen his posts before, because that's his style, I;m sure he was doing that back when he was a regualr around these parts. This is obviously a whimsical thread, designed partly to amuse (those who aren't stuck up with no sense of humour *Cough Cough*) and partly to get a new name. Is it a necessary topic? Probably not. Is it a really big problem? No. Should we hound him out for having a laugh? Absolutely not. You're being a mug here.

OT: Yeah, I have no idea. I suck at screen names, and I've reverted to using my real name on any new things I sign up for, so, try using some combo of Pete something something?
 
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Can't think of a username eh? Well in keeping with the tone of this thread may I suggest:

CaptainCreative
or
BoundlessImagination

Why are you asking us anyway? Have you seen our usernames?!
 

spooky57571

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Mr.RamRod

BlueballsofDESTINY

TehCunningStunt

MooseKnucles

SpittingDonkey

SwampDonkey

MightyMidget

That's all I got. :p