Story time

[Kasper Gundersen]

OK guys and girls, here is our mission:
Let us make the most fucked up story ever, I'm gonna start out and then the next reader writes a line or so, so lets see how long we can go on. I'm starting:

It was a dark stormy Sunday, just around noon...

 

[i don't know]

when there was a knock on the door of house 154 on Jeffery Street.

 

[JoJo]

Jimmy quickly finished replacing his torso's battery pack, then opened the front door.

 

[Fantasylord]

A cannon ball flies straight for poor Jimmy's head.