Strange Advice That Works

[sky14kemea]

"If you fart in the dark, no one will know it was you."

words of wisdom from my dear mother, she told me in a dream O_O

no im not crazy XD i had a dream where she told me those exact words...

i think there's some deep meaning to it, but i havent got there yet :/

 

[LongAndShort]

When growing tomatoes, mix baby formula or powdered milk with the soil for awesome tomatoes.

 

[Booze_Hound]

By the same argument, driniking bleach or Phenol has the same effect; it doesn't, obviously. The concentrations of blood alcohol in very drunk people is still very low (around 0.15% by volume) and wouldn't have any effect, and to get an antiseptic effect you'd die of blood poisoning first. At the most, you're less likely to notice the symptoms of 'flu when drunk.