Strange Bathroom Habits

[thiosk]

Two bizzare bathroom experiences in a week, while here at work. Incidentally, I work in a science building on a university campus, and it is a 24 hour building with a math\science library on the 2nd floor.


1: While I was using the urinal, some crazed man ran into the room, frantically dispensed paper towels, then wrapped both hands in, oh, 10 ft or so of paper towels... each. He then soaked the paper towel gloves in the sink, then ran into the stall.

First time I didn't wash my hand after using the toilet in a very long time-- i got the hell out.

2: Stall singing. Gentleman was in the stall singing a highpitched r&b style song.
Did not miss a note-- even while it was intersperced with what sounded like horrific diarrhea.
After finishing, he came out and continued singing, adjusting the pick in his afro. He then left without washing his hands.



What bizzare bathroom habits do you have, or, have you experienced?

 

[Chiefmon]

A drunk guy walked into the restroom I was in and decided that he could use the urinal by pissing between my legs. I didn't move a muscle for fear of him missing. He did.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I don't have any bizarre habits as far as I know, but for some reason whenever I go in a bathroom, every single negative memory & emotion I've ever had comes to the forefront. This ever happen to anyone else?
EDIT:

A drunk guy walked into the restroom I was in and decided that he could use the urinal by pissing between my legs. I didn't move a muscle for fear of him missing. He did.

That actually made me laugh. What did you do afterwards?

 

[Musicfreak]

Well I have a bad habit of never cleaning my shower so there is black mold EVERYWHERE, kind of looks like something you would see in a horror movie.

 

[thiosk]

A drunk guy walked into the restroom I was in and decided that he could use the urinal by pissing between my legs. I didn't move a muscle for fear of him missing. He did.

Reminds me of a story from college.

Drunk ass dude goes into the bathroom stall to hurl, kicks a door open and hurls-- into a poor pooping guy's lap. Quickly realizing his mistake, and what a horrible thing he has done, he rectifies the situation by the only method he can think of: he punches the guy in the face.

Alcohol really has a negative affect on decision making.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I like to play handheld games in the crapper.

I can beat Ridley by the time I've done number 2...

gross.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I have to set off all the hand dryers in a public loo. But that's more just being annoying.

 

[hardter]

When I was travelling around Europe last year i saw some weird stuff. Co-Ed bathrooms are a breeding ground for weird stuff. Try have a shower while there is a couple in the next stall up to no good. Or some people not scared to hide what they are doing in the stall (some people are sick)

 

[headshotcatcher]

A drunk guy walked into the restroom I was in and decided that he could use the urinal by pissing between my legs. I didn't move a muscle for fear of him missing. He did.

Pfft stop stealing from FML

 

[Chiefmon]

A drunk guy walked into the restroom I was in and decided that he could use the urinal by pissing between my legs. I didn't move a muscle for fear of him missing. He did.

Pfft stop stealing from FML

What's fml? Sounds like an annoyed grunt.

 

[headshotcatcher]

A drunk guy walked into the restroom I was in and decided that he could use the urinal by pissing between my legs. I didn't move a muscle for fear of him missing. He did.

Pfft stop stealing from FML

What's fml? Sounds like an annoyed grunt.

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/4081805


Memory told me it was worded a bit more alike but idk

 

[woodwalker]

That actually made me laugh. What did you do afterwards?

Me too. And a good question, also.

Back on topic, though: My brother was going to go take the test for his learner's permit, and got spontaneous hell-diarrhea (ever notice how diarrhea is pronounced DIRE-eah?) of death. And doom. At any rate, he went into a gas station bathroom (the kind that you have to get a key for, then walk 50 feet from the building itself). When he came back, he was laughing his ass off, as apparently a HUGE black man came up as he was exiting the bathroom, then went in and promptly came back out with a look on his face that made my brother said was indicative of him thinking to himself "That sure is a big butt-stink for such a little white boy." You have to say that like Mammy from "Gone with the Wind" for the full effect.

It is notable that both me and my brother are tall and skinny, giving the appearance that a stiff breeze would knock us over, but we shoot .308s with ease. (We like to run a mag or two through my uncle's M1A when given the chance.)

 

[Hazy]

A drunk guy walked into the restroom I was in and decided that he could use the urinal by pissing between my legs. I didn't move a muscle for fear of him missing. He did.

Quoted word for word EditNot word for word) from FML

 

[A random person]

I refuse to poop in a public restroom. I don't know why, I just really don't like to.

 

[Chiefmon]

A drunk guy walked into the restroom I was in and decided that he could use the urinal by pissing between my legs. I didn't move a muscle for fear of him missing. He did.

Pfft stop stealing from FML

What's fml? Sounds like an annoyed grunt.

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/4081805


Memory told me it was worded a bit more alike but idk

Ok, that's just scary.

 

[Shycte]

I go to the toilet, is that weird enough?

Because our toilet is in our bathroom..

EDIT; Oh, now I get it. Well, I were once going to visit the toilet at a bowling hall, and while I were waiting for the person before me to get done, some drunk guy comes screaming that some girl is showing her boobs to get me to leave. He kept bothering me, so I left eventually anyways, there was a better toilet I could use down the bus station anyways.

Good times....

 

[walkingdead127]

I walked into the bathroom at a walmart and a 4-piece barbershop quartet was singing Moonlight Bay in the corner.

 

[Shycte]

I go to the toilet, is that weird enough?

Because our toilet is in our bathroom..

EDIT; Oh, now I get it. Well, I were once going to visit the toilet at a bowling hall, and while I were waiting for the person before me to get done, some drunk guy comes screaming that some girl is showing her boobs to get me to leave. He kept bothering me, so I left eventually anyways, there was a better toilet I could use down the bus station anyways.

Good times....

I still think it would've been awesome if you were to have gone all "REALLY?!" and ran away looking for her.

For teh lulz.

 

[Salem_Wolf]

My bizarre bathroom habit has to be making sure the toilet paper in my bathroom is over the roll, not under it. And if it's under the roll, I flip it. It's not OCD, it's...just I like my toilet paper hanging over the roll.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Drunk ass dude goes into the bathroom stall to hurl, kicks a door open and hurls-- into a poor pooping guy's lap. Quickly realizing his mistake, and what a horrible thing he has done, he rectifies the situation by the only method he can think of: he punches the guy in the face.

Alcohol really has a negative affect on decision making.

Well that kept me laughing for quite a while.
But on topic, I try my best to avoid public bathrooms, and I don't really do anything that would be considered 'strange' in a bathroom. I do what you're supposed to do.