Ok guys, I had one of the weirder nights I have had in a long time. Backstory: I am nocturnal; I go to bed around 8am and wake up around 4pm. Anyway, the night starts off normally with the sun going down like all the others. Around 4am or so I realize I am thirsty and decide to walk to the Payless (the grocery store) about 400 yards away. I have been borrowing my friends cane since he encouraged I walk a mile in his shoes (though it is more like hobbling a mile in his shoes). This is my favorite time to shop. There are no lines, everything is stocked, and people don't stare at me when I walk. There were three other customers there. One was a nurse who scolded me for pretending to be handicapped (I screwed up the walk for a little bit). Another complimented me on my cane. The third started talking to me a lot and started hailing me as the second coming of Christ. At this point I decide to hurry up and leave. As I am walking home with my groceries the guy who complimented me on my groceries actually offered me a ride which I declined. About 200 feet from my apartment is a pub with one car in the parking lot. This car contained a person who got out asking if I heard voices around the corner. I had a nice chat with this fellow about how there were no voices. This guy was apparently drunk and hadn't slept for three days. After about an hour chat with him he pointed at a Burger King saying there were police cars in the parking lot with their lights on waiting for him to get back into the car and drive away. There weren't. He asked if I could drive him home. Luckily he lived in the same complex I did so I agreed. We parted ways. I went home and went to bed after my long, strange night.
After that wall of text, discussion value: what are some of the weird nights you have had that may or may not have involved alcohol.
