In conversation with a friend of mine recently, the subject came up of an up-coming football (or soccer to anyone west of the Atlantic Ocean
) game. My response, in the politest of terms, was;
'No, I won't be watching it, I don't find football interesting.'
Over the next five minutes I was subjected to a veritable chorus of disbelief, taunts regarding my sexuality and, eventually, amused condescension. Not being one to let the attitudes of others bother me, I waited until the conversation moved on to another subject and joined in again. In honesty, I found it quite funny that they didn't believe me simply on the grounds that I'm a man. Second to that is the foregone conclusion that you support the same team as any given one of your friends >>
Now, right at this moment, I'm sat waiting for a message I hope is going to come, wih nothing to do, at my keyboard; I got to wondering, are there stranger foregone conclusions out there than 'you have a penis, ergo you must like football'? Surely a populace as diverse and interesting as my fellow Escapists will have experienced other interesting and amusing forms of prejudice that they'd like to share to brighten my afternoon.
'No, I won't be watching it, I don't find football interesting.'
Over the next five minutes I was subjected to a veritable chorus of disbelief, taunts regarding my sexuality and, eventually, amused condescension. Not being one to let the attitudes of others bother me, I waited until the conversation moved on to another subject and joined in again. In honesty, I found it quite funny that they didn't believe me simply on the grounds that I'm a man. Second to that is the foregone conclusion that you support the same team as any given one of your friends >>
Now, right at this moment, I'm sat waiting for a message I hope is going to come, wih nothing to do, at my keyboard; I got to wondering, are there stranger foregone conclusions out there than 'you have a penis, ergo you must like football'? Surely a populace as diverse and interesting as my fellow Escapists will have experienced other interesting and amusing forms of prejudice that they'd like to share to brighten my afternoon.