Strange Server Kick Reasons?

[P-mac]

My fellow escapists,

What's the weirdest reason you've ever been kicked from a game server?

Here's my example:

I was kicked from a Bad Company 2 server for apparently being a Nazi. I kid you not. I was using [WaffenSS] as my clan tag (It's my friend's clan) and some kid asked what my tag meant. I told him and he asked, "ARE U A NAZI P MAC?"(yes, he forgot caps was on) Before I could give an answer this happened, "You have been kicked. Reason: Disruptive Behavior"
My friends and I were laughing for hours after that.

 

[Broady Brio]

Because I was winning.

I don't really play online anymore because I don't have money for Xbox gold.

 

[Disaster Button]

I always seem to get kicked as soon as I join any server on consoles, so I just play on the PC.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I was once banned from my favorite server for no reason at all. Like I just got kicked from the game and when I tried to rejoin it said I was banned for a week. I got it fixed, though. I was also personally kicked from a L4D2 game because I disagreed with someone comparing Bush to Hitler. That was great.

 

[Jaranja]

A triple head-shot collateral. Yeah, I was pissed off.

 

[Omega500]

Tf2 got kicked 2 times for dueling 2 people to duels but it turned out they was admins or knew admins so they got me kicked so they would win the duel

cheap

 

[Evil the White]

I got kicked from a TF2 server once for killing people.

 

[MrShowerHead]

I've been kicked from couple CSS servers for killing the admin. But that's pretty much your everyday life with CSS

And once I got banned from Xbox Live for 2 days for being too good in Halo 3

 

[Baskerville]

Accidently killed my entire team in Shadowrun with a frag, 2 seconds in the game.
Not really weird that i got kicked but.. Still funny ^^

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Got accused of hacking and kicked off CoD4 because I kept sniping them, and killed all the counter snipers that popped up. They got reeeeeeally pissed at that.

So basically with online multiplayer: Doing too well = KICK!

 

[nub the samurai]

The only time I have ever been kicked is because I was doing too well. My brother did get banned from a TF2 server for scoring 44 points in one life as a medic.

 

[Miffmoff]

Gears of War

Got kicked for joining a public game between two friends. If they don't want people joining all they need to do is set it to private, its not that hard

 

[smearyllama]

Once I got pwned so hard I got launched off the server. Literally.

I was playing BC2, and was holding off enemy ground forces with an AA gun. Then a tank shows up.
Not just any tank, a tank piloted by a player called "the llama herd". My tag is smearyllama.
I must find this man and defeat him.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

that's right, because you can't compare Hitler to bush because they are the same person.

... my argument was that you can't compare the two because Bush didn't have a cool mustache.

Spoiler: But seriously?

People have been saying Bush is like Hitler... and then Obama comes along and now people are saying he's like Hitler... do you guys really even know what Bush, Obama, or Hitler were even about?

 

[Romidude]

I was banned from a Garry's Mod server for complaining to a friend about the admins being mean, and stupid. They proved my point. Although the "Ban" meant locking your computer on furry porn.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

i do, but its always fun to poke fun at politics.

I do too, but only when the jokes I'm making actually make sense...

 

[L4hlborg]

I kicked for winning our team an invasion game as elites in the Halo: Reach beta. Now anyone who played invasion in the beta can say that elites where ridiculously underpowered. Our team had somehow gotten the generator core outside in the last section and it was right next to the stairs leading to the capture point in boneyard. The enemy was guarding it with a tank and a few shotgun dudes. I hijacked the tank and got an overkill on the enemy team. An idiot in my team happened to jump in the way of the tank shot and died. The last think I saw was a team mate just about to capture the core before I got kicked for the horrible betrayal.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I was once banned from a CoD4 server for "cheating". "Cheating" on this server basically meant "killing members of the clan running the server". Funny enough, the guy who got me banned (the ban was later lifted) claimed abusing glitches was completely different and acceptable.

Also, I once played on a Counter-Strike: Source server on which it was a bannable offense to shoot through objects to kill someone. That's right- if someone was hiding behind a box, you had to run around the box to shoot him. Needless to say my time spent on that server was measured in the single-digit minutes.