Here?
Too many for my memory to keep track of.
Most recent?
"No! Problem not solved!
Not until we manage to get the apples to attend to the squash gardens... that way we can free up the pumpkins to protect the pear tree."
On Youtube?
"Awww... I love you too."
"If that's how you feel... then I'm taking the kids! You'll never see them again!
*cries and runs away*"
"I'm willing to forgive you, you know? Just say you'll take me back! We can be a happy family again... wouldn't you like that?
You just have to stop drinking so much. The court order says you can't be near the kids when you drink so much, but I can forgive you."
Some guy insulted me, I responded that I loved him too. Then it kind of went on like that until the guy finally figured I didn't give a damn.
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"And you made Jesus cry with that swear. All because God had to kill a kitten when you did."
"Oh dear God! Why won't anyone think about the kittens?!"
"You swore yet again! Forcing Jesus to cry and a kitten to die...
Why won't you think about them? Why won't you?!"
This one was in regards to somebody, I forgot what he did... I may have just been tired and figured, "What the hell? It's Youtube."
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