strangest thing eaten as a child

[WhitelionArokh]

I swallowed a roach that had crawled into my soda can- I had left it in the fridge for 2 days after it did. So it was flat. I felt it go down my throat like a pill. It was still moving.

 

[A random person]

I subscribed to this thing called Spy University and got edible paper and ink with one issue. I ate a few sheets (small sheets, basically large post-it notes) to see what it was like.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Marmite.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

..other children

I don't recall eating anything strange

 

[Xyphon]

Eh.... my mothers meatloaf.

I have a dirty, dirty mind.

..... You dirty, dirty little man! D:<

 

[Lightnix]

When I was a child there used to be these little chocolate cigarettes that were actually really nice. I made the mistake of thinking my mother's actual cigarettes were those. Needless to say the experience put me off the idea of smoking forever.

 

[kantalupa]

A mosquito. I lived in Alaska at the time, and it was a damn big one.

when you ate that mosquito did you get a mosquito bite in your throat? if so that must of sucked.

 

[TaborMallory]

A mosquito. I lived in Alaska at the time, and it was a damn big one.

when you ate that mosquito did you get a mosquito bite in your throat? if so that must of sucked.

Chewing is a part of Eating in my book.
But to be fair, I initially didn't know there was a mosquito in my mouth when I ate that blueberry.

 

[Sigel]

Paper, cardboard, and mint floss. I don't know why, I was little, hungry, and weird.

 

[W00ty32]

Whenever we get good dog biscuits, I always try them. they're actually pretty good, just dry.(i still do this.)

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

I used to eat this weird paste we used in my kindergarten class. Also, once while walking home from school I cracked open an acorn and ate it. It tastes like a peanut without any flavor and just bitterness if you were wondering.

 

[LilGherkin]

I remember eating a spider hoping I'd get super-powers, and I also ate about $4.25 worth of quarters.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I was too cool to eat stuff like that, I preferred to shove things up my nose instead.

Oh god. This in every way. In that vein, a grasshopper once went up my nose. It never came back out. I also got green mike&ikes stuck in my nose once. I couldn't get them out so I had to go to school with what looked like massive lime-green snots coming out of my nose.

 

[systhicsfg]

This crystal tree thingo. Apparently I puked for hours.

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

My mother used to pick up the dead flies you find you your windowsill and eat them..
As for me, probably dog biscuits.

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

Grasshopper, and from what I remember, it didn't taste too bad but now I would never touch it.

Lol... I did that with Cat biscuits a few weeks ago, I wanted to know what the inside looked like ;P