Now i'm not sure if Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw takes any requests for Zero Punctuation, but maybe he could go a little bit out side of his comfort zone to review this. Or at least comment on it.
Street Cleaning Simulator, developed by Astragon, and distributed in the UK by Excalibur Publishing, (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Cleaning-Simulator-PC-DVD/dp/B0051NPKS8) is a PC-only game in which you take on the role of a steet cleaner - because well, we all secretly want to be a street cleaner.
Here is the description given on Amazon (its more indepth than the one they give on the official page and better than anything i can write)
"Brush off the dirt and make a clean sweep as you embark on a career to become an accomplished street cleaner. Choose from a selection of highly detailed sweeping machines as you navigate the city in search of detritus. From industrial areas, to residential and retail districts to motorways and even fairgrounds your skills are much in demand to bring shine and sparkle to the city.
As your experience grows, so will your tasks as you have to deal with ever more complex contamination using authentic clean-up techniques. With individually controllable brushes on your vehicle, along with manual management of the water tank, dirt traps and fuel, each vehicle is the ultimate in realistic simulation, complete with full 3D cab views.
Get up close to the grime with custom zoomed camera views and a dynamic particle system as your cleaning vehicle devours the dust in 14 challenging missions.
Polish up your business as you spend your hard earned income on upgrades and additional vehicles.
Your tasks are further complicated by pedestrians and traffic, both realised using state of the art artificial intelligence that bring both life and refuse to the grubby streets as you clean by night and by day!
Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator!"
Heres a link to the official page: http://www.excalibur-publishing.co.uk/streetcleaning.htm
Maybe Yahtzee could do a feature on all the simulation games (Farming, Construction, Tow Truck etc etc etc)..... that'd be at least 4 minutes....
Street Cleaning Simulator, developed by Astragon, and distributed in the UK by Excalibur Publishing, (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Cleaning-Simulator-PC-DVD/dp/B0051NPKS8) is a PC-only game in which you take on the role of a steet cleaner - because well, we all secretly want to be a street cleaner.
Here is the description given on Amazon (its more indepth than the one they give on the official page and better than anything i can write)
"Brush off the dirt and make a clean sweep as you embark on a career to become an accomplished street cleaner. Choose from a selection of highly detailed sweeping machines as you navigate the city in search of detritus. From industrial areas, to residential and retail districts to motorways and even fairgrounds your skills are much in demand to bring shine and sparkle to the city.
As your experience grows, so will your tasks as you have to deal with ever more complex contamination using authentic clean-up techniques. With individually controllable brushes on your vehicle, along with manual management of the water tank, dirt traps and fuel, each vehicle is the ultimate in realistic simulation, complete with full 3D cab views.
Get up close to the grime with custom zoomed camera views and a dynamic particle system as your cleaning vehicle devours the dust in 14 challenging missions.
Polish up your business as you spend your hard earned income on upgrades and additional vehicles.
Your tasks are further complicated by pedestrians and traffic, both realised using state of the art artificial intelligence that bring both life and refuse to the grubby streets as you clean by night and by day!
Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator!"
Heres a link to the official page: http://www.excalibur-publishing.co.uk/streetcleaning.htm
Maybe Yahtzee could do a feature on all the simulation games (Farming, Construction, Tow Truck etc etc etc)..... that'd be at least 4 minutes....
