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therealsomeguy

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Day 712

I dont remember what happened over the last 711 days, its like i just jumped in the box and i had allready been here for 711 days, anyway i think i might ask the box to marry me, i've collect all my toe-nail clippings and have made a ring out of them, i will offer it to the box tommorow
 
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Day 713
it's a wonderful day in the box, it accepted my proposal and now we're nearing our first honeymoon which I'll spend making a depression in the bottom of the box which is deeper than it is wide
 
Lambi

Lambi

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Day 720

The honeymoon lasted a week, until I found out the box was cheating on me with Volff.
Must remember to torture Volff with my extra long finger- and toenails later.
 
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Day 724
I thought of something as I was busy trying to gnaw my way through the cardboard, if I live in a cardboard box...........................am I a bum?
 
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day 726
Today when I looked through a box of old belongings I found a tin can with some nickles and dimes in it and a monocle, now I am really confused there's a lot of evidence of me being a bum, but only aristocrats can wear monocles, they fall right off normal people
 
Troublesome Lagomorph

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Day 743

I have had break though! I was teleported here by evil monkey demons! Aha! I have also inferred that they were tools of Loki! I am so close to the truth! Wait... did time... just skip?
 
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Day 834 no 356 or was it 744? no no it was 729

I think those isotopes weren't meant to be mixed with toast, I am trying to contact Thor to help me defeat Loki and restore the flow of time
 
therealsomeguy

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day 745.4324345

ok now i think time has slowed down, i am going to start a fire to try signal Thor with the smoke....hey, maybe i should try make a hole in the box before i do this...oh well, here goe..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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Day 745. 432512121

the fire is blazing, I can only hope Thor gets here quick before Loki completely makes me forget what day is supposed to be
 
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Day 1

I am on fire, Thor isn't here, time has completely looped back on itself, and I just realized that I haven't used the bathroom in over a year.
 
Troublesome Lagomorph

Troublesome Lagomorph

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May 26, 2009
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Day 2

Why is there fire here. Why do I feel like there was something urgent I had to do concerning Norse gods. And who the hell is this guy?
[sup]Edit: by "this guy" I mean Volff.[/sup]
 
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Day 735:

it appears as if Thor came to me when I was about to die, time is restored as if the last few days went as usual, except it smells of my burning flesh, it is repulsive though there are no burn marks on me
 
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Day 737

that's it I'm banging my head on this box until I get somewhere FOR GOD SAKES THE PERSON WRITING MY MONOLOGUE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO VOLFF IS!!
 
Yorgmiester

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Day 738

My incessant head banging seems to have knocked loose a little green bouncy-ball. It has random pencil marks on it...
 
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