Stuck in a Box

[the pyrotechnik]

Day 917

I ate Loki, tasted like the smell of purple

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Day 918, boy was it awkward pooping out Loki, turns out gods don't die like that....

 

[RanD00M]

Day 919

Just realized that there will never be any more earthquakes because Loki is dead.

 

[Kud]

Day 920

found a window in the box, but its just out of my reach!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 921
After trying for a whole day, I could not reach. Woe is me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 923

Indeed it is. In fact, I've found a pie factory!

 

[Kud]

day 924

i ran out of pie today... now im sad...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 925
I gained weight. Eating so much sweet, sweet pie is making me hurt all over. Oh well, I have better fat reserves now!

 

[Kud]

Day 927

I wonder how much air there is left in here...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 927
Nope, it's just my mind. Bloody shadows playing trick on me. WAIT, SHADOWS?! There must be another window!

 

[Kud]

day 928

Maybe if i can make a platform out of my fat, i will be able to reach that window...

theres 2 day 927's

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 930

After two days of trying, I failed. The other window is still there, but it is smaller than my head.

 

[SteakHeart]

Day 931

I'm building a spring that will let me get up to the window. Project is going smoothly. Just like peanut butter. Mmm, peanut butter.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 932
Oh look, peanut butter! Om nom nom!

 

[RootbeerJello]

Day 933

None of the gods appreciate my sacrifices. I'm trying to summon Cthulhu.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Day 934
I just remembered that I'm kinda landlocked, Cthulhu wont hear me

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Day 934
I found Scribblenauts. Proceeded to summon Cthulhu.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Day 935
I wonder where Cthulhu is? maybe I'll look at hi-THE CANDLE LIGHT STINGS THE FAIRY PRINCESS!!! SHE MUST BURN THOUGH FOR SHE TOLD ME THAT MY SKIN HATES ZEUS!!! I MUST MAMBO DOGFACE TO THE BANANA PATCH

 

[Kud]

Day 936

Happily burned the fairy princess.

 

[Timotei]

Day 937

It turns out she was the second incarnation of Jesus.