Wait wait wait... what? Can someone translate buttocks area? I know English pretty damn well, but I am unsure of how to take that.The Samsung Cricket, the police report noted, was recovered "from the buttocks area" of the teenager.
On another note maybe she should have watched those Never talk to the police videos
Finally... it is worrying to see youth treat maths with such disregard. Math was up there with my national language as one of the few subjects in which no fucking around was allowed.