Study: SpongeBob Spoils Kids' Attention Span

[-Dragmire-]

Science has discovered that kids like marshmallows!

Science has also proven that marshmallows are better between chocolate and graham crackers.

Besides, this attention-span damping doesn't belong to Spaonge Bob. It belongs to Fanboy and Chumchum.
Watch this and tell me you didn't loses a couple braincells. Ignore the lyrics if you wish.

....... IQ... dropping.... ow.

I think more people should scar their kids with Ren and Stimpy, you know, like me.

I did find it rather painful being trapped in a car with a kid, a TV/dvd player, the SpongeBob movie and no headphones. The next few hours out of the car my attention was completely screwed trying to find anything to empty the sound pollution that had entered my head and refused to come out.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Maybe they shouldn't be sitting around watching TV all day anyway?

 

[SD-Fiend]

I would be impressed if they showed it was giving kids nightmares. if they had blood on that show it would be as brutal as mortal kombat.